I just bent over for you. Why, you ask? Because my asshole is rancid as fuck, that's why! You love filthy, rancid assholes, don't you? Now, smooch my bowels with your fetid, disease-ridden cock and let's have a feces fiesta of the ages! What say you?

I stood up, but absolutely nothing happened. Well, that's not entirely true; a farted some of your cum out of my asshole. What, you thought you could drill my rancid rectum with your fetid cock and be done with me? Think again.

You worthless government thug! How's about I introduce a little friend to your asshole so that it may feast upon said friend? Yes, your asshole is a tadpole sucker! It's a foul little tadpole sucker, and it's rotting away by the yoctosecond! Oh, yeah! I'm going to smooch your rectum with my cock good! Yeah, get him! Smooch it! What say you?

Wow! What do you have here? A rancid Bayer aspirin hole, that's what! What is this rancid underhole doing? It's begging me to shove my fetid cock right into it and smooch the deepest reaches of your bowels with said cock! Wow, what a foul asshole you have, and it's even filled with treat-treats for my cock! Let's get our feces on and start this party! What say you?

Your asshole is the most rancid asshole in Rancidville! My fetid cock wants to party down in your foul asshole! I can't hold anymore! It's time for the feces fiesta of the decade! My tadpoles will swim all over your feces as they please like corn on peas! What say you?

As everyone here knows, I have a rancid as fuck asshole. I'm sure everyone here also knows that Slashdotters always possess rancid assholes. Now, I've been thinking... isn't it a bit lonely that our rancid assholes can't talk amongst themselves? I've already used my fetid cock to smooch everyone's bowels, but what if I could shove my disgusting asshole into your foul assholes? Impossible, right? Wrong! With an anal prolapse, the impossible becomes possible! I can penetrate your repugnant assholes with my rancid asshole and they can party down together! It's a feces fiesta! What say you?

Yes, he did. Anyone who claims that you don't actually own the things you buy is just mindlessly paraphrasing morally incorrect laws.

What requires a citation there? He even used the word "may," indicating that it's merely a possibility.

My dear Slashdotters, I have a confession to make: I'm a buttnude extraordinaire! I know, I know; you'll never be able to look at me the same way ever again. My power is something that is incomprehensible to ordinary beings such as yourselves, so coming to understand me is an impossible task. I dare say that you're all merely sandwiches that will never know bread.

Honestly, you're all just eyesores. Why not vanish?

There are ways to escape it... if you're lucky, and being lucky means that you have many, many people on your side. Even if you do vote, that doesn't mean you're going to win. Have you seen how the two most evil parties (republicans and democrats) when again and again thanks to the fact that most people are imbeciles? I can say for certain that we're not lucky at the moment.

Well, what you need to hide changes as the government changes. Something perfectly okay to normal people may be considered evil by the government. 'Nothing to hide, nothing to fear' truly is nonsensical, as you said.

Maybe there's not much you can do with such simple subject matter, but I still feel the tests are still sorely lacking.

It is often the case that "good students" are merely people who follow instructions, not necessarily people who are truly intelligent. I'll agree that the tests would be easy for people who actually understand the material, but that's not the problem; the problem is that many people can pass such tests by only memorizing facts. Of course, I don't think that memorization is always a bad thing (as some things need to be memorized), but the way we're having students in the public school system memorize material, rather than have them understand it, is seriously disappointing.

It seems to get worse and worse as the subject matter gets more complicated.

Of course.

NCLB only made this problem even worse. As I see it, our public school system has had these same problems (one-size-fits-all education, rote memorization, ridiculous testing, etc.) for a very long time.

Well, I agree with you that the problem is certainly not going to get better if we keep cutting funding like we are.

Those things called rights? Who cares about them!? The constitution? Just a worthless piece of paper, and anyone who complains is just a wimp.

Oh, and if I punch you in the face, you have no right to complain because I could've broken your arm instead!

And I do realize those are 4th grade tests, but what part of doing well on these tests proves that a student understands the materials? They're garbage, just like I said.

Blindly following procedures and tips is still rote memorization.

Are you blind? Those tests are garbage, and I could tell right off the bat.