That's pretty rich, maybe the USDA should start calling themselves the "Scientific Ungulate Research Foundation for Science"

So therefore... no state can own any land on Earth? Or is it just the "Guinness World Record" pieces of land that are that should be exempt from governmental and legal control? Would that include the highest waterfall? What about the widest? What about the second-deepest lake or the biggest ocean? And who decides whether something (non-human-created) is of "worldwide" importance?

This news is nothing to sneeze at. Seriously, no matter how much you turn your noses up at it. I think it's just a drop in the bucket.

Good thing there are no legitimate divers, hobbyists or home builders in Florida. It would be a shame if this brilliant plan accidentally snagged one or two thousand false leads and innocent citizens.

Yeah, actually there are a lot of similarities. Both are super-Christian, both have temperate humid climates, and both nurse old failed civil wars as grievances and matters of honor. And they are both fond of guns. And both speak dialects that are often incomprehensible to outsiders. Having been born in the USA Georgia and travelled extensively in the Asian Georgia, I can vouch for all of these fun factoids :) You can, however, tell them apart by the fact that Republic-of-Georgia citizens, despite their history of Soviet mismanagement, are much better educated in general than our American ones. Also, their mountains are higher, and their brand of Christianity has more robes and incense.

It's the ruins of the Great Wall of Mars. I always heard it could be seen from space...

I want to drones to take out the vuvuzela-players first. Then they can deliver my beer.

Fun Fact: In Georgian, the most common usages are reversed. "Deda" means mother, and "Mama" means father. Not quite as confusing as those cultures that nod for "no" and shake their head for "yes," but pretty close.