Comment SubjectsInCommentsAreStupidCauseTheSubjectIsTFA (Score 1) 205
Note to self: spike your sensitive documents trove with fake news about very exciting topics to steer the reporting away from sensitive matters.
IF I HAD A MINE SHAFT, I don't think I would just abandon it. There's got to be a better way. -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.