So this basically describes speech (emiting and understanding audible signals). Does it mean one has to obtain a license to speak or listen to someone speaking in a language others can understand? If I speak more than one language do I need to obtain multiple licenses? Wouldn't that patent be violating The Freedom of Speech?

And assume that the guy on the bus also eats asparagus and brearhes. The real question is whether the difference between normal and heavy breathing outweights the difference beween production and runing a bike vs, say, 1/20 of a bus. Keep in mind that diesel fuel for the bus must be dug out, refined, transported and eventually burned, bus driver breathes and eats asparagus so on.

Herby I patent the method of creating patent applications *on a computer*. It's novel and non obvious by the existing standards (noticed the "on the computer" part, right?) and it should at least slow the other ridiculous patent applications down. A clear win-win!