So I'm a Verizon customer, etc. How is this anything more than free advertising? What is the compelling need for this to be all over the media, etc?

These jokes are easy, but they're still funny.

Corded phones didn't cost $350 - $500 either.

AC gets it. No more complicated than what is written above.

He also forgot to say "let me make one thing perfectly clear."

If it isn't funny, you just haven't been there ...

Mod parent up. He speaks absolute irrefutable truth.

Administration policies are anti-tax? Really? The GDP suffers due to the heavy load of higher taxes and regulation.

The real story is that things like NASA, NIH, Roads/Bridges, border enforcement aren't important to dear leader, so the budget for those entities suffers.

Now make the case that NASA has suffered due to the anti-tax movement. I'm listening.

On which planet has the anti-tax movement won?

and it would be the final nail in the relevance coffin ...

Your argument would be more effective as a horse/buggy/whip analogy.

It is a great device and I know it has saved me money during long hot summers.

If you are worried about privacy, turn off your cell phones and computers. You've already been pwned.

I knew I should have looked it up ... Oh well. Thanks for being gentle.

All your bases are belong to us.