And we don't want to pay taxes. Ever.

...and we would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids and their dog!

The iPhone/iPod Touch only runs one application at a time and that seems to work fine for a majority of users (ie. the ones that aren't screaming for push functionality).

That's what they say about incest.

Great initiative, but you are an ITIL nightmare.

Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

Silence, you ninny!

"One-fifth of the people are against everything all of the time." Robert F. Kennedy

Welcome to that 20%.

will i am agrees!

"He hates these space elevators!"

There's no such thing as a stupid question...only stupid people who ask questions...

What, Bill O'Reilly is interviewing storm chasers? Are they liberals?

Narrator: A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60 mph. The rear differential locks up. The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside. Now, should we initiate a recall? Take the number of vehicles in the field, A, multiply by the probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the average out-of-court settlement, C. A times B times C equals X. If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don't do one.

Business woman on plane: Are there a lot of these kinds of accidents?

Narrator: You wouldn't believe.

Business woman on plane: Which car company do you work for?

Narrator: A major one.

Pull my finger...