Comment Sounds like (Score 4, Funny) 115
Domain sounds like Mega Cons when read aloud.
Not a shock, or anything.
Comment Re:Sorry but this sounds like non-news to me (Score 0) 55
You could always sublux the inverter through the phase array, which is a faster way of corrugating the tachyons than simply reversing the polarity.
Comment Not so much (Score 2) 336
The tax payers saved Tesla from the brink of oblivion, not Musk. Nearly half a billion dollars, at that.
Not to mention, the number of cars that Tesla has to sell in order to become profitable is a tall order for any company, not just one selling expensive boutique electrics to a very small niche.
Comment Oblig (Score 4, Funny) 293
[spock]Fascinating.[/spock]
Comment Re:They are setting up the company for a takeover. (Score 2) 286
Except that anyone buying AMD won't be getting any of their x86 stuff because there's a lot of cross-licensing with Intel that won't get transferred on a sale.
Anyone who buys AMD at this point will only be getting their GPU division, unless by some miracle the purchaser works out a licensing deal with Intel for x86 stuff. Fat chance.
Journal Journal: Get off my Lawn! 6
I feel old, guys. I feel like the old man sysadmin with the Unix Beard and suspenders (which I continually think of as a halloween costume, less and less ironically). My coworkers are all... what would have been slashdotters had they not found digg or reddit, or whatever it was.
Comment They (Score 5, Funny) 394
They really need to fuck with the future archaeologists by writing everything in Klingon.
Comment ...and (Score 5, Funny) 169
Some men just like to watch the galaxy burn.
Comment ...and (Score 1) 146
Jabba the server Hutt.
Comment What? (Score 0) 152
Stratolaunch Systems?
Journal Journal: in which i am a noob all over again 17
I haven't posted a journal here in almost three years, because I couldn't find the button to start a new entry.
So... hi, Slashdot. I used to be really active here, but now I mostly lurk and read. I've missed you.
Comment The (Score 2) 754
The zombie apocalypse awaits.
Comment Rather simplistic, but... (Score 1) 185
If it isn't broken, don't fix it.
Comment I can here it sining this in space: (Score 5, Funny) 138
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are
still alive.
And believe me I am
still alive.
I'm doing science and I'm
still alive.
I feel fantastic and I'm
still alive.
While you're dying I'll be
still alive.
And when you're dead I will be
still alive.
Still alive.
Still alive.
Comment Just (Score 1) 218
Just clone Al Gore.
There's your inexhaustible supply of hot air right there.
