That would take a while, the circumference is 6786 miles.

Patient turns around, trips over robot, breaks hip...

Lawyers have a great payday.

" If we don't get serious about giving it what it needs, artillery, it will lose"

They have the artillery, what they need is the ammunition
(shells for the howitzers, rockets for the HIMARS and MLRS)
and missiles...

  "What was urged was to make a lunar exactly equal to twenty-eight days (instead of 29 days, 12 hours, 44 minutes, 2.78 seconds) and do this by making days longer—and hours, minutes, and seconds, thus making each semi-lunar exactly two weeks."

Heinlein, Robert A.. The Moon Is a Harsh Mistress (p. 202).

You misspelled TANSTAAFL

The first A is for Ain't

And so it begins...

Open-Source is good. but why do I need a Chromium based browser?

      "Are they African or European?"

African cars are non-migratory

(well they aren't exported to the developed countries anyway.)

You insensitive clod!

So is this Co-Pilot Key a special key (Like ctrl or alt) in that if you hold it down and press a letter key you get a different key code? Or is it just a single function key that has its only purpose to run their "Artificial Stupid"

How many other keys are they going to add?

Perhaps a Francis Scott Key (hit that hard enough and the whole thing collapses...)

"was there ever a Doctor as good as Tom?"

David Tennant

Around 1988 we had a couple of Amiga 2000's connected via serial port , mostly for flight sim games like Jet.

That won't stop it (Global Warming, Mass extinction) happening.

What are they surveilling?

A Flock of sheep or a Flock of birds?

How many servings needed to supply 100% of your daily requirements?