Hey Mitt... Nice app and all, but you know...

If you have a successful App in the AppStore, You didn't build that. Someone else made that happen.

Speaking of which... we need to find a woman willing to drink a 48oz Big Gulp while eating a dessert with trans fats and giving her kid a bottle full of formula in NYC wearing a shirt that says "Fuck You, Michael Bloomberg".

Hey! I have an idea! Jessica Simpson could finally justify her existence by doing this!

DBAN is the only thing I would recommend. Simply re-imaging the machine is not enough.

Planned Parenthood is an abortion mill. Do the research (it won't take you long) and find out for yourself.

plan their families

By killing their children?

Wow... how selfish. "Go ahead and kill your kids, because after all, you deserve a new flat screen TV".

Here's a better idea - how about you just keep it in your pants instead of murdering your child?

WILL IT BLEND?

That is the question. After all, if a Blend-Tec blender can blend this, surely it can handle some dead babies.

... why not give them a show? Just go down to San Diego and start jacking it.

Didn't like that joke? Try these:

We all know a Cougar is an older woman seeking a younger man for sex. Do you know what we call an older man seeking a younger man for sex?

A Nittany Lion

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Did you see that line of white people at Whitney Houston's funeral? It was appropriate, since it was a white line that killed her.

Don't hire chicks.

(It's a joke, relax.)

It's not a tax in any way on income. When a company sets the cost of having an employee, the payroll taxes are added to the cost of having that employee. Those taxes don't go to the operation of government (even if the collected Payroll taxes are borrowed against).

Of course those taxes go to the operation of Government, all taxes do.

Now, imagine a small business with a payroll budget of 100K.

They need to hire a third person, but they can't. They've hired 2 people at a cost of $40K / year.

Now drop this companies taxes, and the cost of the employee drops to $30K / year, and suddenly, they can hire a third person AND give raises to existing employees.

So... maybe... just maybe... the company is right, and their taxes are like the rent - just too damn high.

Just because they didn't pay corporate income taxes does not mean they didn't pay anything in Payroll taxes.

So they did, in fact, pay taxes, and the entire premise of the article and your journal entry is flawed.

P.S. Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure.

Something else for the little bitch damn_registrars to piss and moan about.

Consider the silver lining, Squeak: Since your poorly written story (complete with a weak troll attempt) didn't get posted, you couldn't comment on it. And since you couldn't comment on it, you couldn't be an asshole in your comments. And since you couldn't be an asshole in your comments, you couldn't be modded down. And since you couldn't be modded down, you couldn't write yet another long ass whiny bitchfest about getting modded down. And since you couldn't write yet another long ass whiny bitchfest about getting modded down, you write a whiny bitchfest about your submission being rejected. And since you write a whiny bitchfest about your submission being rejected, I was able to point this out to you and hopefully educate you. And since I was able to point this out to you and hopefully educate you, you'll be able to respond with your trademark brand of utter stupidity. And since you'll be able to respond with your trademark brand of utter stupidity, I'll be able to point that out as well.

Should I give a mouse a cookie?

Wow, damn_registrars.... The real RG hasn't posted in over a year. Your mother must be so proud that you can hold on to an obsession that long.

Your gay attraction to him must be strong indeed.

C'mon, slashdot, we need a volunteer. Someone must be willing to plow damn_registrars and relieve his obvious gay sexual tension. C'mon, someone throw him a bone. He'll catch it (IYKWIMAITYD).

I mean, I don't want to live in a world where a precious, obsessive compulsive, special needs snowflake like damn_registrars is unable to live out his sexual fantasy of getting bent over and plowed. Someone help him out.

EPIX, EPIX2, and EPIXDR are awesome. They're showing first rate, blockbuster movies - before they even hit Netflix streaming - plus, EpixDR is showing all the awesome campy B movies..

No Intellivision, either.