...to shop online instead.

A disease that reduces the human consumption of unsustainable amounts of red meat? Sounds reasonable from an environmental standpoint. And it doesn't even reduce humans to being vegetarian, as they can still eat seafood and poultry.

Very curious characterization of BAE (full disclosure: I'm an employee of their North American Electronic Systems division). They are the third largest aerospace contractor in the world (after Lockheed Martin and Boeing), and it's my understanding that the majority of their work is on air and maritime platforms. Something like half their business is in the commercial sector. Yes, they make weapons systems too, but I don't believe that's a significant portion of their business.

A civilization with the technology to reach earth wouldn't burn up on impact, crash into the ocean and scatter its craft into a bazillion pieces.

As a Freshman in 1981 I took an intro to Comp Sci class. Among other blunders, the professor claimed that the difference between analog and digital computers was that the former were mechanical, while the latter were electrical. (As a ham radio operator, I was familiar with the Heathkit electronic analog computer available at the time.) I canceled the class, switched majors to archaeology, and never looked back.

I work for a large engineering company that makes use of the "9/80" schedule. One week we work 9-hour days Mon-Thu, then an 8-hour day on Friday. The following week we work 9-hour days Mon-Thu and have Friday off - so 80 hours every two weeks with every other Friday off. Most people like it, but it's based on a fiction: In order to not be required to pay overtime the first (44-hour) week, they tell us our week ends "mid-shift on Friday" - so the next week begins 1/2 hour before my lunchtime on Friday! I don't want to buck the cart, but I don't think that's how "weekends" works!

Please be an April Fool's article...please be an April Fool's article...

Oh great, he's predicting that AI will determine who will live, and who will die :O

"Almond Milk" left the barn in 1399 (https://quod.lib.umich.edu/m/middle-english-dictionary/dictionary/MED27778/track?counter=1&search_id=243894). Milk-like liquids have been called "milks" for centuries.

This guy seems to know a lot of high-falutin' computer stuff - could he be THE Satoshi? ;)

Add to that residents of Pacific Island nations who are having to abandon their ancestral homelands due to rising sea levels.

Wish I had points to mod this up. I'm an electromagnetic interference technician; we routinely generate fields of 200 V/m in our chambers using a transmitting antenna, and measure the field a meter away using a field probe. The air in between definitely is *not* attenuating the signal!

Without simultaneous resurrection of the mammoth's microbiome (especially the gut biome), there is little chance of maintaining a healthy population of these animals.

Unless they're Gamesters from Triskelion.

Another Anom? (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ANOM)