If you were immortal, you might want to take up a hobby to keep yourself occupied. Something like insulting everyone in the entire universe in alphabetical order.

Nothing happens.

Dark Helmet: So the combination is one, two, three, four, five. That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! That's the kinda thing an idiot would have on his luggage!
[President Skroob walks in.]
Skroob: What's the combination?
Colonel Sandurz: One, two, three, four, five.
Skroob: One, two, three, four, five? That's amazing! I've got the same combination on my luggage!

Land barges with the designer using nothing more than a set square.

Which would be fine if not for the fact this is Linux. Also, GNU's Not Unix.

The greatest thing about the United States is that anyone can become President. The worst thing about the United States is that anyone can become President.

Knowing the local time for any location around the world is a solved problem. I can add desktop/smartphone widgets that display the time for any location I am in contact with or any new location. I can then tell at a glance what their local time is and roughly what point in their day they are at. Most people around the globe follow the pattern of sleeping when it's night-time and active during the daytime. If everyone globally was using UTC, how do I know what 10:00 UTC means for them? I'm in the UK, so that's mid-morning for me. For a New Yorker, it's early morning. Someone in India? No idea. You also have the issue of the date changing during the working day for many people around the world. Also, the other problems of how you're going to convince 180-ish countries and about 7bn people to suddenly change their perception of time of the day.

No, it's a stupid idea. New York is five hours behind London. If it's 10am in London and I know the local time in NYC is 5am, then there won't be much point trying to contact anyone in the NY office because I can infer they'll be in bed. Under your scheme, I'd have to try and work out where someone in NY would be in their daily schedule for 10:00 UTC.

Not the KDE Project wanting to do this, but the current IP holders of Qt, the framework upon which KDE and others build applications: https://devclass.com/2020/01/2...

Maybe he was using Apple Maps and not Here WeGo...

Spoken like someone who doesn't have a teenage child ;)

KeePass allows you to store files, so I use that to store the GIFs/PNGs of the QR codes. Doesn't hurt though to have a hardcopy in a drawer in your house.

Well, given some of the work canteens I've eaten in...

Back in the 90s, Debian's fan club used to be quite condescending to new users. They had this expectation that everyone should fall out of the womb fully knowledgeable.

Are you sure you're not confusing it with The Register? I've seen many an El Reg article posted to Slashdot. Cannot recall the last time I ever saw a /. article reference The Inq until this one.