the boston dynamics thing is real

stop acting like elon is telling the truth. he doesn't do that

Oh look, Elon has another new stupid distraction which will never be released, to distract everyone from that he's ten years into selling features for the cost of entire cars, when the features also don't exist

Let's name one of those robots "full self driving"

Stop reporting on this asshole's lies. The Hyperloop was just to kill mass transit. This isn't news.

you just said you thought military planes maneuvering in lower atmosphere could do 50% over escape velocity, a speed that even specialized craft can barely reach and frequently detonate towards reaching while doing a straight line

maybe it's time to stop googling numbers

I know these are flying objects. I know they're not identified.

Calling unknown military aircraft in an active theater of war "UFOs" is actively stupid to the point of being embarrassing.

Jesus fuck, Slashdot.

So I'm a nuclear power fan, and I think all solar is dumb as hell, but

Yeah, all that that sounds way easier than building a cable from Africa to Germany.

Yes, it actually does, if you think about it. Putting a couple small objects in orbit, aligning them, and keeping ~90% of them going isn't that hard

Keeping a giant ultra-valuable cable going despite weather, criminals, animals, natural disasters, competitors, foreign governments, etc? That's actually very hard

They're not repeatedly sending submarines to the bottom of the floor to fix cables for fun

All of this is dumb as fuck. Build nuclear

Imagine falling for this

"But the crypto bros said their internet coupon was above the law."

You actually believed this?

Jesus christ, dude, really?

We're shutting down power grids worldwide, rivers are drying up, and people are still burning carbon for fake internet money

and then saying "but don't be evil"

y'all should be responding by now. it was obvious years ago

Please don't stump for China.

The Chinese vaccines were a health disaster. Countries relying on them had far, ***far*** worse outcomes, and death rates of almost triple.

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/0...

] but that is purely speculation...

That's pronounced "disgusting victim blaming by someone with delusions that their guesswork is something other than lying for attention"

great so all we have to do is collect it from the entire surface of the earth, because it's in the rain in antarctica and tibet, then boil all of it for hours.

that's super practical. problem solved

It's just a vending machine pavilion. We had automats in the 1950s.

"reeeeeee, a federal order came in to stop a securities fraud, that means i should say something about wrongspeak"

"any law being enforced for any reason is censorship, literally every possible outcome is orwell, reeeeeeeee"

Paranoid claims about the end of the internet because an illegal pseudo-security that was known to be illegal when it launched and launched specifically for the purpose of obscuring criminal behavior finally got punished

Yeah, yeah

I use Mega for my personal "cloud" space

well, then you're a garbage human being who's fuelling the problem