Make some insanely stupid comments of a technical nature and post it on /.

Sit back and watch your site get millions of hits.

So that's what they need the Sharks with freaking Laser beams for...

Extra Crispy!!!

Need a Jump??

Yeah, just keep drinking the apple flavored cool-aid.

Will it blend? (I hope he tries) http://www.willitblend.com/

I love seeing how people interpret statements with their own biases. It was purely with tongue firmly in cheek.

I was mocking all those people who bought into Facebook thinking they were going to make a quick buck off yet another tech stock IPO.

Personally, I think Zucker did the right thing by pricing the stock at the high end. Not because he wanted the max amount of money (although I am sure that was a part of it) but mainly because he didn't want the stock to balloon out of control, only to crash down later.

So, no, I don't believe in all the negative comments others decided to label and troll my comment with.

Just typical /. I think the stock with slowly rise as FB finds a way to cash in on all that data people stupidly put in there. I think it will make $100/share in less than a year.

We're not making our millions off another tech IPO...

Waaahhhh!!! I want my money!!!

Doesn't Nelson Paez look kinda evil in his picture? Not that that matters or anything but it certainly wouldn't make me feel his company should be trusted with this project.

fiction:
Baltar was weak and look what his system did.

just random thoughts while coding the day away...

How often does this happen? (does it statistically matter?)
NO!
There are so many other things which should be recommended as mandatory.
How about mandatory bluetooth integration in ALL cars to prevent drivers from using their hands to do anything other than drive?
THAT would save more lives than are lost due to "speeding out of control".

lol! Thanks...

I kinda thought it was the count down that used to precede movies.

Only the aliens must be watching it from within the sun.

a giant upside down '5' or a backwards '2' ...

Go look at AIA211 at http://sdo.gsfc.nasa.gov/

It's hard to miss. That number is 2/3 the siz of the sun...

I think my observation is a little more realistic/interesting than some weird triangle/sphere thing. I couldn't find it.

LAME.

The FBI, CIA, NSA, DOD, etc etc etc are ALL terrorist organizations.

Banks are terrorist organizations too for that matter.

Give me a break...

I suppose that's one way to get more grant money. (using lawyers as text animals)

When the same tests were conducted with Lawyers and Politicians...

The Lawyers and Politicians left their fellow people in the cages and ate the treats in front of them.

The Rats proved to be more compassionate and empathic.

Sadly, Gravis had NO idea how to properly market a sound card as they were "simple" joystick manufacturers (etc).

It was always amazing to setup two systems next to one another for the serial "network" game (one with a Creative board the other with an Ultrasound board) and compare the sound quality. It was amazing. Plus id has always put so much time and thought into the graphic and sound quality it's clearly a different experience when you compare them.

Ah... Memory lane. Thanks.