Title should read “Apple One Bundles a bunch of apple services no one wants together for a price no one is interested in”

This is why AOL pushed keywords instead of domain names/urls back in the day.
Joseph Elwell.

Their customer support is horrible. I once paid for overnight shipping and they used my old address on file in their own database rather than the one I entered in during check out. When I complained, they told me they wouldn't even ship a new one to me. They said they don't honor the shipping address used during checkout and that it was my fault that I didn't updated my shipping address in my profile.
Joseph Elwell.

For years Square has been emailing me my signature. With no encryption, nor security. That's just what I need, a legally binding script of mine, floating around on the internet. I've complained and complained, and they simply don't care.
Joseph Elwell.

Computers are listed as why the fire might not have been found quickly. Even the summary shown here states that the fire was likely caused by the elevator wiring.
Joseph Elwell.

I remember Back Orifice. I hooked up Doom to Back Orifice with some custom C code. doom Hack. You could kill monsters that represented processes on remote machines.
Joseph Elwell.

And before it's a story it's old news.

Yeah, seriously, Paypal wasn't included? It's like the first mobile payment platform.

Pretty sure that quote is only half true. Snowden has mentioned OTR in the past. I doubt he specified IronChat.
Joseph Elwell.

They're charging double what In N Out charges, which doesn't freeze any of their ingredients. I guess teenagers are cheaper than robots...
Joseph Elwell.

This has got to be one of the worst articles I have read in a long time. There isn't a single example of what he's talking about.

"I won’t name names or give examples because I’m not an asshole. But also because I don’t have to. I’d wager everyone reading this will have clear and obvious examples of what I’m talking about in their own circles—even if only in their own virtual circles. This is everywhere."

Actually, I have no idea what you're talking about. Maybe you could write an article to explain yourself.
Joseph Elwell.

He could have gotten higher by scaling a mountain or simply taking the elevator up the Burj Khalifa (2,717 feet).
Joseph Elwell.

Actually you didn't see a person on a bike. You've already shown that your eyes and brain did not process that image quickly enough to even understand what you saw - let alone hit the brakes in a meaningful amount of time. The person was alongside the bike, not on a bike.
Joseph Elwell.

Low? Lol. What are we at these days?
Joseph Elwell.

What a perfect response, leak the memo threatening leakers. This is not going to end well for SNAP!
A great company would simply remind employees that it's in their best interest not to leak information. This sounds like the flailings of a dying company.
Joseph Elwell.