Comment Re:So not really. (Score 5, Funny) 109
I am a user of Apple Computers and have owned many since the early 1980s.
Apple Computers are the only computers I use because I love the insane levels of courage, magic, and wonder they build into each and every machine.
Some nights I lay there imagining how Tim Cook watches each and every Apple Computer device coming off the assembly line with a smile on his mouth and a tear in his eye. You see he thinks of every Apple Computer product from the lowly microfiber cloth to the Apple Pro Megamaxx++ Ultra as his children. Children headed out into the world to better us as a species.
Why do you hate magic?
Apple Computers are the only computers I use because I love the insane levels of courage, magic, and wonder they build into each and every machine.
Some nights I lay there imagining how Tim Cook watches each and every Apple Computer device coming off the assembly line with a smile on his mouth and a tear in his eye. You see he thinks of every Apple Computer product from the lowly microfiber cloth to the Apple Pro Megamaxx++ Ultra as his children. Children headed out into the world to better us as a species.
Why do you hate magic?