Comment In Soviet Russia... (Score -1, Offtopic) 429
...stem cells would kill you!
Like KGB!!
(insert braying Yakov laugh here)
America! What a country!
Thank you, I'll be in Branson forever!
Comment Re:Happy Ubuntu-Day, everyone! (Score 5, Funny) 620
Intratube Police: A
Comment Re:Did any one else read that as... (Score 0) 201
Embiggen:
http://ghill.customer.netspace.net.au/embiggen/
Comment Good to hear! (Score 0) 103
Otherwise, this utopia would be more like a Fruitopia.
Comment Re:Hawking has proposed a solution (Score 1, Funny) 413
I thought it was a fry-hole...
Comment It's a little late to close the piracy barn door (Score 0) 1870
...once the horses are out, the hay is gone, the barn has been burned down, and replaced with an Old Navy or a TGI Fridays.
Net effect on the
Journal Journal: Journal Entry
This is my journal. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
Comment Re:I have a feeling.... (Score 4, Funny) 1010
That this thread will consist only of positive remarks, and supportive statements towards Microsoft.
Well, they make some dandy keyboards and mice, and I've always been a fan of Flight Simulator...
Comment Obligatory Monty Python Reference (Score -1, Redundant) 93
Would you like a mint, sir?
Fack off, I'm full, I couldn't eat another bite.
But it's wafer-thin!
Comment Re:Here's my thoughts (Score 0) 394
According to 77Punker,
...that's what SHE said!
Comment Oh my god.... (Score 0) 170
...the quarterback is toast.
PWN3D!
Comment Firsties? (Score -1, Offtopic) 218
Yes!
ICANN Writes US Government Requesting Independence 131
Combat Wombat writes with word that IP address and domain name overseer ICANN has put in a request to the US government, asking to be freed from ties to the United States. A 'lengthy' report was sent to the US Dept. of Commerce, and covers the numerous steps the organization has already completed along the road to independence. The BBC reports that a meeting will be held soon in response to the report, a reaction to the expected end of US control. "The meeting marks the half-way point for the Joint Project Agreement (JPA) under which ICANN was tasked to comply with a series of 'responsibilities' deemed necessary for its release from official oversight. The JPA grew out of the original Memorandum of Understanding that established Icann and signalled the beginning of the end for US control."
Where are Wii? 440
WirePosted writes "Santa is in trouble, it looks like supplying the Christmas need for a Nintendo Wii game console is in jeopardy as stocks wither under constant and heavy demand. Conspiracy believers suggest this is an orchestrated move on behalf of Nintendo." Since this happens to be what I want for Christmas, I hope they work it out, or my loving wife has already found one.
.Asia Internet Domain Launched 203
eldavojohn writes "Expect to see sites ending in .asia pop up soon, as ICANN has allowed DotAsia to recently open bidding on the new domain. A DotAsia representative is quoted as saying, 'Our research has found that Asia is one of the most searched-for terms and by having a .asia website, your ranking on Google or Yahoo will become much higher.' Is there really a need for more top level domains?"
