Comment Sounds as if a pastiche is needed here: (Score 0) 244
Battle Royale times Bible Black divided by Tentacle porn to the power of Pachinko modulo
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young woman, while separated from her friends, has to learn to use a semi-disabled tank to fight off swarms of horribly implanted aliens waves disguised as parents / bosses / ugly women / creatures from Australia.