It's ridiculous to assume that laws will not be passed to exempt / limit the liability of manufacturers. This could not be more correct.

Let me guess... he or she probably wasn't a Scotsman either?

You forgot to work the phrase "one weird old trick" into your example, or is that a trademarked phrase or something? Interestingly, that advertiser is (apparently) in hot water with the FTC http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2012-03-22/news/ct-met-online-ad-crackdown-20120322_1_ftc-cracks-news-sites-acai-berries.

This really is not true. Take for example the fallout of Enron. Most the people that had Enron stock in their retirement funds lost the majority of its value (out of the $2 billion owed them, they were able to sue for $85 million). http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enron_scandal#Employees_and_shareholders

I didn't believe it either, but apparently, Arizona really did do what he said. http://www.politicususa.com/arizona-perpetual-pregnancy.html

That being said, I had always assumed that "girlintraining" meant "man" when I had seen his posts in the past.

While they might claim to have to gays, they do have a TON of transexuals http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transsexuality_in_Iran, apparently.

Oblig xkcd http://xkcd.com/605/

Not to mention the fact that a .50 cal is not used to "shoot freedom fighters" as the Geneva conventions specifically restricts the use of such weapons to enemy vehicles and equipment. From talking to my friends who were in the service about this exact topic it seems like command is pretty serious about what gets shot with large caliber weapons.

Ohai, Mit. Shouldn't you be working on your campaign?

Man, I wish my college room-mate had a phone like this. Ten steps to deleting everything on his phone would have been hilarious to me.

Okay, I give up, what pun was intended? (Or are you obliquely referencing the xkcd about using the phrase "no pun intended" after a sentence with no pun in it?)

While I agree with the majority of your post, this statement is completely false. A Calorie as used on a food label is a kilo-calorie, a unit of energy equal to 4184 joules. It is the energy that would be released by burning the food item in an internal combustion engine under ideal conditions (your body hardly does so under ideal conditions). That energy is then used to overcome friction and move things around (stuff you can figure out using what you learned in physics 1).

Also, obligatory xkcd: http://xkcd.com/435/

What GP is suggesting is that by guessing straight every time, you will be correct with at least 90% certainty, based on the fact that out of 100 randomly chosen people, according to the statistics he cited, between three and ten of them are likely to be gay.