• ============================================
• Multiple - She has extra.
• lingo - A lingo ate your baby.
• rider. - Nobody ever forgets.
• ============================================
• Painted - *original link broke...*
• clothes - Always wear clean underwear.
• baskets. - *original link broke...*
• ============================================
• Slashdot - Who are those people?
• sandwich - How does this story end?
• dictionary. - Quantity does not equal quality.
• ============================================
• An asian - Wu!
• cooking - Reason #1092 I am a vegetarian.
• an umbrella. - Usually circular canopy mounted on a central rod.
• ============================================
• Love - Love means not smiling.
• red - Poussin nu chaud entouré dans le rouge.
• gently. - Some worthwhile flash that was new to me.
• ============================================
• Natural - Absolutely no enhancements.
• itchy - Hello doctor? I need an antihistamine.
• dreams. - For more dreams like these, please insert 25 cents.
• ============================================
• Suicide, - What modesty committed.
• sex, - Age, Blank, Location?
• and pennies. - They should convert that to dinars.
• ============================================

Good bridge answers from last week ;-). Most of the answers were "thinking out of the box" type answers, like blowing up the bridge, waiting for the Earth to turn (which doesn't fit the question's criteria), etc. The best answer given was here (not that I understand it ;-)). Congrats! You get 5 points!

New question... Which of these (if any) will save me the most electricity in the long run? Note that the fridge is never turned off, and never fails, etc. And also note that "every open space" only means the normal parts of the fridge that are filled with food ;-).

1. Filling every open space in my fridge with buckets of water.
2. Filling every open space in my fridge with paper.
3. Filling every open space in my fridge with broken glass.
4. Filling every open space in my fridge with cotton.
5. Completely emptying my fridge.

From bridges to fridges in one week's time!

--gal

Oops. Painted and baskets are already broken. Check out the link's parent site for some good quality pics .

• ============================================
• Painted - Friends paint each other's crotches.
• clothes - Always wear clean underwear.
• baskets. - Assketball. Nothing but net. Skins vs. Skins. Must stop punning, now.
• ============================================
• Slashdot - Who are those people?
• sandwich - How does this story end?
• dictionary. - Quantity does not equal quality.
• ============================================
• An asian - Wu!
• cooking - Reason #1092 I am a vegetarian.
• an umbrella. - Usually circular canopy mounted on a central rod.
• ============================================
• Love - Love means not smiling.
• red - Poussin nu chaud entouré dans le rouge.
• gently. - Some worthwhile flash that was new to me.
• ============================================
• Natural - Absolutely no enhancements.
• itchy - Hello doctor? I need an antihistamine.
• dreams. - For more dreams like these, please insert 25 cents.
• ============================================
• Suicide, - What modesty committed.
• sex, - Age, Blank, Location?
• and pennies. - They should convert that to dinars.
• ============================================

What is the most efficient way to move the entire Golden Gate Bridge 17 inches to the left (in relation to its surroundings)? You can also choose to move it to the right if that makes it easier. This is not a trick question.

--gal

• ============================================
• Slashdot - Who are those people?
• sandwich - How does this story end?
• dictionary. - Quantity does not equal quality.
• ============================================
• An asian - Wu!
• cooking - Reason #1092 I am a vegetarian.
• an umbrella. - Usually circular canopy mounted on a central rod.
• ============================================
• Love - Love means not smiling.
• red - Poussin nu chaud entouré dans le rouge.
• gently. - Some worthwhile flash that was new to me.
• ============================================
• Natural - Absolutely no enhancements.
• itchy - Hello doctor? I need an antihistamine.
• dreams. - For more dreams like these, please insert 25 cents.
• ============================================
• Suicide, - What modesty committed.
• sex, - Age, Blank, Location?
• and pennies. - They should convert that to dinars.
• ============================================

Not much new porn this time - go and complain in the journal entry from hell.

--gal

• ============================================
• An asian - Wu!
• cooking - Reason #1092 I am a vegetarian.
• an umbrella. - Usually circular canopy mounted on a central rod.
• ============================================
• Love - Love means not smiling.
• red - Poussin nu chaud entouré dans le rouge.
• gently. - Some worthwhile flash that was new to me.
• ============================================
• Natural - Absolutely no enhancements.
• itchy - Hello doctor? I need an antihistamine.
• dreams. - For more dreams like these, please insert 25 cents.
• ============================================
• Suicide, - What modesty committed.
• sex, - Age, Blank, Location?
• and pennies. - They should convert that to dinars.
• ============================================

Here is today's "unrelated to porn" question!

If a surgeon carefully plucked out a human's eyeballs, turned them 180 degrees clockwise, and then stuck them back into the patient's eye sockets, what would happen? Would the patient wake up and see everything turned upside down?

Your thoughts ;-) ?

--gal

• ============================================
• Love - Love means not smiling.
• red - Poussin nu chaud entouré dans le rouge.
• gently. - Some worthwhile flash that was new to me.
• ============================================
• Natural - Absolutely no enhancements.
• itchy - Hello doctor? I need an antihistamine.
• dreams. - For more dreams like these, please insert 25 cents.
• ============================================
• Suicide, - What modesty committed.
• sex, - Age, Blank, Location?
• and pennies. - They should convert that to dinars.
• ============================================

A question from klparrot:

I added you as a friend because I liked your comments, not because I bought in to the fan-whoring thing. Does your return mean that we'll see posts from you in /. articles again? Or are you only gracing us with journal entries once in a while?

Hi klparrot ;-). It was a lot of fun giving my opinion on nearly every single slashdot news-story, but it was also quite time consuming. I'll keep making comments here and in user journals, but you probably won't see many of my comments in /. articles.

--gal

• ============================================
• Natural - Absolutely no enhancements.
• itchy - Hello doctor? I need an antihistamine.
• dreams. - For more dreams like these, please insert 25 cents.
• ============================================
• Suicide, - What modesty committed.
• sex, - Age, Blank, Location?
• and pennies. - They should convert that to dinars.
• ============================================

My fan-whoring days are over, but I may post a few links every now and then ;-).

--gal

The End:

It's time to move on. This Slashdot userid was a welcome distraction from some recent less than desirable events in my real life. Things are looking better, now. I wish my fans, freaks, and persistent trolls a happy tomorrow.

What Started It All:

Suicide, sex and pennies.

The Final Fan Tally:

1511) $$$$$exyGal
1226) CleverNickName
1209) CmdrTaco
837) Bruce Perens
763) John Carmack
539) ekrout
465) FortKnox
368) hemos
313) SlashChick

*sappy music ends, now*

Ok, now who wants to get wasted ? (Stay in school, kids).

--gal

Don't forget to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-).

Latest Links:

• lego - the Lego company is gonna be pissed
• peach - this never happens in real life
• lips - how do they get their lips so pouty?
• are blogging. - Wil Wheaton always wins everything

If you didn't like those, I'm sure you'll like something in the Archives ;-):

• -------------------------------------------
• suicide - i like this pic the best
• sex - ok. go and find your sex
• and pennies, - for the kid in you
• everyday. - go a few pages deep
• -------------------------------------------
• my vagina - learn how to please me
• is casual. - they eventually start to repeat
• -------------------------------------------
• pong - some books as old as pong
• with tits? - cute little buggers
• -------------------------------------------
• +5trolls - how did that happen?
• shouldn't - tell her not to
• poo - that is so eww
• in the kitchen. - wallpaper your kitchen with this
• -------------------------------------------
• proud - she certainly is proud of herself
• plants - mmmmm, plant girl
• hover over - keep it clean
• real cheap - 99% off!
• wedgies - from behind
• -------------------------------------------
• don't - for heaven's sake
• party - free love
• simple. - simple is good
• -------------------------------------------
• twin - or are they? I don't care
• pussy - go get em, boys
• kittens. - or maybe this is what you wanted?
• -------------------------------------------
• dressup - that is not sexy
• desperate - the next goatse? (if you get an error message, copy and paste the url)
• smiles. - all smiles (there are tons more in there, too)
• -------------------------------------------
• huge - any bigger?
• tastefully explicit - well done
• nipples - george is the best
• at mcdonalds. - green sesame seeds and water (sorry ;-))
• -------------------------------------------
• portman - is that her?
• elbows - I did pretty good
• alone. - some more learnin'
• -------------------------------------------
• goatse - the series (prepare yourself)
• name - they ignore $'s
• use - good posing
• is blocked. - censorship
• -------------------------------------------
• tie up - they are close
• invisible - new invisibility jacket? or clever nakedness?
• clothes? - from the "I better shave some more" department
• -------------------------------------------
• painted - more paint
• vegetarian - for veggie-lovers
• cartoon - bouncie
• mammaries. - milk me
• -------------------------------------------
• cold - goose bumps all over
• oiled - very well lubricated
• and close up. - zoom
• -------------------------------------------
• launder - washer #14
• pants - somebody lost her pants
• in Brazil. - Brazil rocks
• -------------------------------------------
• note: - she loves me
• grapes - hungry?
• are thirsty. - thirsty?
• -------------------------------------------
• spring - take a break
• cops - on the beat
• frenching. - old french people
• -------------------------------------------
• blow - is that real?
• real - sounds like an onion article
• hard, - flexible dude
• Dracula. - bite me
• -------------------------------------------
• bad - who will discipline these girls?
• unix - any Windows girls?
• chair. - I wouldn't go anywhere near those things
• -------------------------------------------
• spectacular, - this is a Seinfeld reference
• 1000's - you could get lost here for a long time
• are distorted. - super-duper skinny, and more (thanks to Nef)
• -------------------------------------------
• freakish - pics are bizarre (thanks to DarklordJonnyDigital)
• hacker chicks - where are the hacking chicks?
• showering - she normally showers naked, but not for you
• tennis - this is what you would expect
• -------------------------------------------
• lighting - interesting use of light (thanks to yarbo)
• guide - meet some girls. do it!
• to wallpaper - i don't like the wallpaper
• butts. - gaze, look, and stare at the butts.
• -------------------------------------------
• nice day - nicer days for all (thanks to puck01)
• for mosaicked - big boobies from tiny boobies (thanks to Zerelli)
• freckles. - see the freckles?
• -------------------------------------------
• clean shaven - shaving everyday will increase your lifespan
• latex - the department of home security approves
• chair. - one chair (thanks to an Anonymous Coward)
• -------------------------------------------
• ouch! - now that is an exhibitionist
• renting - small boobs available
• eden - I see Eve. Do you see Adam?
• is scandalous. - they aren't ashamed
• -------------------------------------------
• lego - the Lego company is gonna be pissed
• peach - this never happens in real life
• lips - how do they get their lips so pouty?
• are blogging. - Wil Wheaton always wins everything
• -------------------------------------------

Hey! Did you remember to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-)?

Just for fun, I compared my number of fans vs. some other Slashdot folks:

1481) $$$$$exyGal (+13)
1223) CleverNickName (+1)
1206) CmdrTaco (+2)
836) Bruce Perens (+7)
761) John Carmack (+1)
540) ekrout (-1)
464) FortKnox (+1)
367) hemos (+0)
311) SlashChick (+1)

Thanks for being my fan ;-)

Yes. I'm a girl. Jeesh.

--gal

Don't forget to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-).

Latest Links:

• ouch! - now that is an exhibitionist
• renting - small boobs available
• eden - I see Eve. Do you see Adam?
• is scandalous. - they aren't ashamed

If you didn't like those, I'm sure you'll like something in the Archives ;-):

• -------------------------------------------
• suicide - i like this pic the best
• sex - ok. go and find your sex
• and pennies, - for the kid in you
• everyday. - go a few pages deep
• -------------------------------------------
• my vagina - learn how to please me
• is casual. - they eventually start to repeat
• -------------------------------------------
• pong - some books as old as pong
• with tits? - cute little buggers
• -------------------------------------------
• +5trolls - how did that happen?
• shouldn't - tell her not to
• poo - that is so eww
• in the kitchen. - wallpaper your kitchen with this
• -------------------------------------------
• proud - she certainly is proud of herself
• plants - mmmmm, plant girl
• hover over - keep it clean
• real cheap - 99% off!
• wedgies - from behind
• -------------------------------------------
• don't - for heaven's sake
• party - free love
• simple. - simple is good
• -------------------------------------------
• twin - or are they? I don't care
• pussy - go get em, boys
• kittens. - or maybe this is what you wanted?
• -------------------------------------------
• dressup - that is not sexy
• desperate - the next goatse? (if you get an error message, copy and paste the url)
• smiles. - all smiles (there are tons more in there, too)
• -------------------------------------------
• huge - any bigger?
• tastefully explicit - well done
• nipples - george is the best
• at mcdonalds. - green sesame seeds and water (sorry ;-))
• -------------------------------------------
• portman - is that her?
• elbows - I did pretty good
• alone. - some more learnin'
• -------------------------------------------
• goatse - the series (prepare yourself)
• name - they ignore $'s
• use - good posing
• is blocked. - censorship
• -------------------------------------------
• tie up - they are close
• invisible - new invisibility jacket? or clever nakedness?
• clothes? - from the "I better shave some more" department
• -------------------------------------------
• painted - more paint
• vegetarian - for veggie-lovers
• cartoon - bouncie
• mammaries. - milk me
• -------------------------------------------
• cold - goose bumps all over
• oiled - very well lubricated
• and close up. - zoom
• -------------------------------------------
• launder - washer #14
• pants - somebody lost her pants
• in Brazil. - Brazil rocks
• -------------------------------------------
• note: - she loves me
• grapes - hungry?
• are thirsty. - thirsty?
• -------------------------------------------
• spring - take a break
• cops - on the beat
• frenching. - old french people
• -------------------------------------------
• blow - is that real?
• real - sounds like an onion article
• hard, - flexible dude
• Dracula. - bite me
• -------------------------------------------
• bad - who will discipline these girls?
• unix - any Windows girls?
• chair. - I wouldn't go anywhere near those things
• -------------------------------------------
• spectacular, - this is a Seinfeld reference
• 1000's - you could get lost here for a long time
• are distorted. - super-duper skinny, and more (thanks to Nef)
• -------------------------------------------
• freakish - pics are bizarre (thanks to DarklordJonnyDigital)
• hacker chicks - where are the hacking chicks?
• showering - she normally showers naked, but not for you
• tennis - this is what you would expect
• -------------------------------------------
• lighting - interesting use of light (thanks to yarbo)
• guide - meet some girls. do it!
• to wallpaper - i don't like the wallpaper
• butts. - gaze, look, and stare at the butts.
• -------------------------------------------
• nice day - nicer days for all (thanks to puck01)
• for mosaicked - big boobies from tiny boobies (thanks to Zerelli)
• freckles. - see the freckles?
• -------------------------------------------
• clean shaven - shaving everyday will increase your lifespan
• latex - the department of home security approves
• chair. - one chair (thanks to an Anonymous Coward)
• -------------------------------------------
• ouch! - now that is an exhibitionist
• renting - small boobs available
• eden - I see Eve. Do you see Adam?
• is scandalous. - they aren't ashamed
• -------------------------------------------

Hey! Did you remember to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-)?

Just for fun, I compared my number of fans vs. some other Slashdot folks:

1468) $$$$$exyGal (+66)
1222) CleverNickName (+4)
1204) CmdrTaco (+1)
829) Bruce Perens (+6)
760) John Carmack (+3)
541) ekrout (-1)
463) FortKnox (+1)
367) hemos (+2)
310) SlashChick (+0)

Thanks for being my fan ;-)

Yes. I'm a girl. Jeesh.

--gal

Don't forget to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-).

Latest Links:

• clean shaven - shaving everyday will increase your lifespan
• latex - the department of home security approves
• chair. - one chair (thanks to an Anonymous Coward)

If you didn't like those, I'm sure you'll like something in the Archives ;-):

• -------------------------------------------
• suicide - i like this pic the best
• sex - ok. go and find your sex
• and pennies, - for the kid in you
• everyday. - go a few pages deep
• -------------------------------------------
• my vagina - learn how to please me
• is casual. - they eventually start to repeat
• -------------------------------------------
• pong - some books as old as pong
• with tits? - cute little buggers
• -------------------------------------------
• +5trolls - how did that happen?
• shouldn't - tell her not to
• poo - that is so eww
• in the kitchen. - wallpaper your kitchen with this
• -------------------------------------------
• proud - she certainly is proud of herself
• plants - mmmmm, plant girl
• hover over - keep it clean
• real cheap - 99% off!
• wedgies - from behind
• -------------------------------------------
• don't - for heaven's sake
• party - free love
• simple. - simple is good
• -------------------------------------------
• twin - or are they? I don't care
• pussy - go get em, boys
• kittens. - or maybe this is what you wanted?
• -------------------------------------------
• dressup - that is not sexy
• desperate - the next goatse? (if you get an error message, copy and paste the url)
• smiles. - all smiles (there are tons more in there, too)
• -------------------------------------------
• huge - any bigger?
• tastefully explicit - well done
• nipples - george is the best
• at mcdonalds. - green sesame seeds and water (sorry ;-))
• -------------------------------------------
• portman - is that her?
• elbows - I did pretty good
• alone. - some more learnin'
• -------------------------------------------
• goatse - the series (prepare yourself)
• name - they ignore $'s
• use - good posing
• is blocked. - censorship
• -------------------------------------------
• tie up - they are close
• invisible - new invisibility jacket? or clever nakedness?
• clothes? - from the "I better shave some more" department
• -------------------------------------------
• painted - more paint
• vegetarian - for veggie-lovers
• cartoon - bouncie
• mammaries. - milk me
• -------------------------------------------
• cold - goose bumps all over
• oiled - very well lubricated
• and close up. - zoom
• -------------------------------------------
• launder - washer #14
• pants - somebody lost her pants
• in Brazil. - Brazil rocks
• -------------------------------------------
• note: - she loves me
• grapes - hungry?
• are thirsty. - thirsty?
• -------------------------------------------
• spring - take a break
• cops - on the beat
• frenching. - old french people
• -------------------------------------------
• blow - is that real?
• real - sounds like an onion article
• hard, - flexible dude
• Dracula. - bite me
• -------------------------------------------
• bad - who will discipline these girls?
• unix - any Windows girls?
• chair. - I wouldn't go anywhere near those things
• -------------------------------------------
• spectacular, - this is a Seinfeld reference
• 1000's - you could get lost here for a long time
• are distorted. - super-duper skinny, and more (thanks to Nef)
• -------------------------------------------
• freakish - pics are bizarre (thanks to DarklordJonnyDigital)
• hacker chicks - where are the hacking chicks?
• showering - she normally showers naked, but not for you
• tennis - this is what you would expect
• -------------------------------------------
• lighting - interesting use of light (thanks to yarbo)
• guide - meet some girls. do it!
• to wallpaper - i don't like the wallpaper
• butts. - gaze, look, and stare at the butts.
• -------------------------------------------
• nice day - nicer days for all (thanks to puck01)
• for mosaicked - big boobies from tiny boobies (thanks to Zerelli)
• freckles. - see the freckles?
• -------------------------------------------
• clean shaven - shaving everyday will increase your lifespan
• latex - the department of home security approves
• chair. - one chair (thanks to an Anonymous Coward)
• -------------------------------------------

Hey! Did you remember to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-)?

Just for fun, I compared my number of fans vs. some other Slashdot folks:

1402) $$$$$exyGal (+74)
1218) CleverNickName (+11)
1203) CmdrTaco (+75)
823) Bruce Perens (+97)
757) John Carmack (+4)
542) ekrout (-3)
462) FortKnox (+0)
365) hemos (+8)
310) SlashChick (+2)

Thanks for being my fan ;-)

Yes. I'm a girl. Jeesh.

--gal

Don't forget to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-).

Latest Links:

• nice day - nicer days for all (thanks to puck01)
• for mosaicked - big boobies from tiny boobies (thanks to Zerelli)
• freckles. - see the freckles?

If you didn't like those, I'm sure you'll like something in the Archives ;-):

• -------------------------------------------
• suicide - i like this pic the best
• sex - ok. go and find your sex
• and pennies, - for the kid in you
• everyday. - go a few pages deep
• -------------------------------------------
• my vagina - learn how to please me
• is casual. - they eventually start to repeat
• -------------------------------------------
• pong - some books as old as pong
• with tits? - cute little buggers
• -------------------------------------------
• +5trolls - how did that happen?
• shouldn't - tell her not to
• poo - that is so eww
• in the kitchen. - wallpaper your kitchen with this
• -------------------------------------------
• proud - she certainly is proud of herself
• plants - mmmmm, plant girl
• hover over - keep it clean
• real cheap - 99% off!
• wedgies - from behind
• -------------------------------------------
• don't - for heaven's sake
• party - free love
• simple. - simple is good
• -------------------------------------------
• twin - or are they? I don't care
• pussy - go get em, boys
• kittens. - or maybe this is what you wanted?
• -------------------------------------------
• dressup - that is not sexy
• desperate - the next goatse? (if you get an error message, copy and paste the url)
• smiles. - all smiles (there are tons more in there, too)
• -------------------------------------------
• huge - any bigger?
• tastefully explicit - well done
• nipples - george is the best
• at mcdonalds. - green sesame seeds and water (sorry ;-))
• -------------------------------------------
• portman - is that her?
• elbows - I did pretty good
• alone. - some more learnin'
• -------------------------------------------
• goatse - the series (prepare yourself)
• name - they ignore $'s
• use - good posing
• is blocked. - censorship
• -------------------------------------------
• tie up - they are close
• invisible - new invisibility jacket? or clever nakedness?
• clothes? - from the "I better shave some more" department
• -------------------------------------------
• painted - more paint
• vegetarian - for veggie-lovers
• cartoon - bouncie
• mammaries. - milk me
• -------------------------------------------
• cold - goose bumps all over
• oiled - very well lubricated
• and close up. - zoom
• -------------------------------------------
• launder - washer #14
• pants - somebody lost her pants
• in Brazil. - Brazil rocks
• -------------------------------------------
• note: - she loves me
• grapes - hungry?
• are thirsty. - thirsty?
• -------------------------------------------
• spring - take a break
• cops - on the beat
• frenching. - old french people
• -------------------------------------------
• blow - is that real?
• real - sounds like an onion article
• hard, - flexible dude
• Dracula. - bite me
• -------------------------------------------
• bad - who will discipline these girls?
• unix - any Windows girls?
• chair. - I wouldn't go anywhere near those things
• -------------------------------------------
• spectacular, - this is a Seinfeld reference
• 1000's - you could get lost here for a long time
• are distorted. - super-duper skinny, and more (thanks to Nef)
• -------------------------------------------
• freakish - pics are bizarre (thanks to DarklordJonnyDigital)
• hacker chicks - where are the hacking chicks?
• showering - she normally showers naked, but not for you
• tennis - this is what you would expect
• -------------------------------------------
• lighting - interesting use of light (thanks to yarbo)
• guide - meet some girls. do it!
• to wallpaper - i don't like the wallpaper
• butts. - gaze, look, and stare at the butts.
• -------------------------------------------
• nice day - nicer days for all (thanks to puck01)
• for mosaicked - big boobies from tiny boobies (thanks to Zerelli)
• freckles. - see the freckles?
• -------------------------------------------

Hey! Did you remember to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-)?

Just for fun, I compared my number of fans vs. some other Slashdot folks:

1328) $$$$$exyGal (+135)
1207) CleverNickName (+16)
1128) CmdrTaco (+8)
753) John Carmack (+6)
726) Bruce Perens (+2)
545) ekrout (+0)
454) FortKnox (+2)
357) hemos (+1)
308) SlashChick (+15)

Thanks for being my fan ;-)

--gal

Don't forget to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-).

Latest Links:

• lighting - interesting use of light (thanks to yarbo)
• guide - meet some girls. do it!
• to wallpaper - i don't like the wallpaper
• butts. - gaze, look, and stare at the butts

If you didn't like those, I'm sure you'll like something in the Archives ;-):

• -------------------------------------------
• suicide - i like this pic the best
• sex - ok. go and find your sex
• and pennies, - for the kid in you
• everyday. - go a few pages deep
• -------------------------------------------
• my vagina - learn how to please me
• is casual. - they eventually start to repeat
• -------------------------------------------
• pong - some books as old as pong
• with tits? - cute little buggers
• -------------------------------------------
• +5trolls - how did that happen?
• shouldn't - tell her not to
• poo - that is so eww
• in the kitchen. - wallpaper your kitchen with this
• -------------------------------------------
• proud - she certainly is proud of herself
• plants - mmmmm, plant girl
• hover over - keep it clean
• real cheap - 99% off!
• wedgies - from behind
• -------------------------------------------
• don't - for heaven's sake
• party - free love
• simple. - simple is good
• -------------------------------------------
• twin - or are they? I don't care
• pussy - go get em, boys
• kittens. - or maybe this is what you wanted?
• -------------------------------------------
• dressup - that is not sexy
• desperate - the next goatse? (if you get an error message, copy and paste the url)
• smiles. - all smiles (there are tons more in there, too)
• -------------------------------------------
• huge - any bigger?
• tastefully explicit - well done
• nipples - george is the best
• at mcdonalds. - green sesame seeds and water (sorry ;-))
• -------------------------------------------
• portman - is that her?
• elbows - I did pretty good
• alone. - some more learnin'
• -------------------------------------------
• goatse - the series (prepare yourself)
• name - they ignore $'s
• use - good posing
• is blocked. - censorship
• -------------------------------------------
• tie up - they are close
• invisible - new invisibility jacket? or clever nakedness?
• clothes? - from the "I better shave some more" department
• -------------------------------------------
• painted - more paint
• vegetarian - for veggie-lovers
• cartoon - bouncie
• mammaries. - milk me
• -------------------------------------------
• cold - goose bumps all over
• oiled - very well lubricated
• and close up. - zoom
• -------------------------------------------
• launder - washer #14
• pants - somebody lost her pants
• in Brazil. - Brazil rocks
• -------------------------------------------
• note: - she loves me
• grapes - hungry?
• are thirsty. - thirsty?
• -------------------------------------------
• spring - take a break
• cops - on the beat
• frenching. - old french people
• -------------------------------------------
• blow - is that real?
• real - sounds like an onion article
• hard, - flexible dude
• Dracula. - bite me
• -------------------------------------------
• bad - who will discipline these girls?
• unix - any Windows girls?
• chair. - I wouldn't go anywhere near those things
• -------------------------------------------
• spectacular, - this is a Seinfeld reference
• 1000's - you could get lost here for a long time
• are distorted. - super-duper skinny, and more (thanks to Nef)
• -------------------------------------------
• freakish - pics are bizarre (thanks to DarklordJonnyDigital)
• hacker chicks - where are the hacking chicks?
• showering - she normally showers naked, but not for you
• tennis - this is what you would expect
• -------------------------------------------
• lighting - interesting use of light (thanks to yarbo)
• guide - meet some girls. do it!
• to wallpaper - i don't like the wallpaper
• butts. - gaze, look, and stare at the butts.
• -------------------------------------------

Hey! Did you remember to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-)?

Just for fun, I compared my number of fans vs. some other Slashdot folks:

1193) $$$$$exyGal (+160)
1191) CleverNickName (+11)
1120) CmdrTaco (+0)
747) John Carmack (+4)
724) Bruce Perens (+5)
545) ekrout (-1)
452) FortKnox (+1)
356) hemos (+0)
293) SlashChick (+1)

Thanks for being my fan ;-)

--gal

Don't forget to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-).

Latest Links:

• freakish - pics are bizarre (thanks to DarklordJonnyDigital)
• hacker chicks - where are the hacking chicks?
• showering - she normally showers naked, but not for you
• tennis - this is what you would expect

If you didn't like those, I'm sure you'll like something in the Archives ;-):

• -------------------------------------------
• suicide - i like this pic the best
• sex - ok. go and find your sex
• and pennies, - for the kid in you
• everyday. - go a few pages deep
• -------------------------------------------
• my vagina - learn how to please me
• is casual. - they eventually start to repeat
• -------------------------------------------
• pong - some books as old as pong
• with tits? - cute little buggers
• -------------------------------------------
• +5trolls - how did that happen?
• shouldn't - tell her not to
• poo - that is so eww
• in the kitchen. - wallpaper your kitchen with this
• -------------------------------------------
• proud - she certainly is proud of herself
• plants - mmmmm, plant girl
• hover over - keep it clean
• real cheap - 99% off!
• wedgies - from behind
• -------------------------------------------
• don't - for heaven's sake
• party - free love
• simple. - simple is good
• -------------------------------------------
• twin - or are they? I don't care
• pussy - go get em, boys
• kittens. - or maybe this is what you wanted?
• -------------------------------------------
• dressup - that is not sexy
• desperate - the next goatse? (if you get an error message, copy and paste the url)
• smiles. - all smiles (there are tons more in there, too)
• -------------------------------------------
• huge - any bigger?
• tastefully explicit - well done
• nipples - george is the best
• at mcdonalds. - green sesame seeds and water (sorry ;-))
• -------------------------------------------
• portman - is that her?
• elbows - I did pretty good
• alone. - some more learnin'
• -------------------------------------------
• goatse - the series (prepare yourself)
• name - they ignore $'s
• use - good posing
• is blocked. - censorship
• -------------------------------------------
• tie up - they are close
• invisible - new invisibility jacket? or clever nakedness?
• clothes? - from the "I better shave some more" department
• -------------------------------------------
• painted - more paint
• vegetarian - for veggie-lovers
• cartoon - bouncie
• mammaries. - milk me
• -------------------------------------------
• cold - goose bumps all over
• oiled - very well lubricated
• and close up. - zoom
• -------------------------------------------
• launder - washer #14
• pants - somebody lost her pants
• in Brazil. - Brazil rocks
• -------------------------------------------
• note: - she loves me
• grapes - hungry?
• are thirsty. - thirsty?
• -------------------------------------------
• spring - take a break
• cops - on the beat
• frenching. - old french people
• -------------------------------------------
• blow - is that real?
• real - sounds like an onion article
• hard, - flexible dude
• Dracula. - bite me
• -------------------------------------------
• bad - who will discipline these girls?
• unix - any Windows girls?
• chair. - I wouldn't go anywhere near those things
• -------------------------------------------
• spectacular, - this is a Seinfeld reference
• 1000's - you could get lost here for a long time
• are distorted. - super-duper skinny, and more (thanks to Nef)
• -------------------------------------------
• freakish - pics are bizarre (thanks to DarklordJonnyDigital)
• hacker chicks - where are the hacking chicks?
• showering - she normally showers naked, but not for you
• tennis - this is what you would expect
• -------------------------------------------

Hey! Did you remember to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-)?

Just for fun, I compared my number of fans vs. some other Slashdot folks:

1180) CleverNickName (+2)
1120) CmdrTaco (+0)
1033) $$$$$exyGal (+32)
743) John Carmack (+?)
719) Bruce Perens (+5)
546) ekrout (+0)
451) FortKnox (+0)
356) hemos (+0)
292) SlashChick (+1)

Thanks for being my fan ;-)

--gal

Don't forget to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-).

Latest Links:

• spectacular, - this is a Seinfeld reference
• 1000's - you could get lost here for a long time
• are distorted. - super-duper skinny, and more (thanks to Nef)

If you didn't like those, I'm sure you'll like something in the Archives ;-):

• -------------------------------------------
• suicide - i like this pic the best
• sex - ok. go and find your sex
• and pennies, - for the kid in you
• everyday. - go a few pages deep
• -------------------------------------------
• my vagina - learn how to please me
• is casual. - they eventually start to repeat
• -------------------------------------------
• pong - some books as old as pong
• with tits? - cute little buggers
• -------------------------------------------
• +5trolls - how did that happen?
• shouldn't - tell her not to
• poo - that is so eww
• in the kitchen. - wallpaper your kitchen with this
• -------------------------------------------
• proud - she certainly is proud of herself
• plants - mmmmm, plant girl
• hover over - keep it clean
• real cheap - 99% off!
• wedgies - from behind
• -------------------------------------------
• don't - for heaven's sake
• party - free love
• simple. - simple is good
• -------------------------------------------
• twin - or are they? I don't care
• pussy - go get em, boys
• kittens. - or maybe this is what you wanted?
• -------------------------------------------
• dressup - that is not sexy
• desperate - the next goatse? (if you get an error message, copy and paste the url)
• smiles. - all smiles (there are tons more in there, too)
• -------------------------------------------
• huge - any bigger?
• tastefully explicit - well done
• nipples - george is the best
• at mcdonalds. - green sesame seeds and water (sorry ;-))
• -------------------------------------------
• portman - is that her?
• elbows - I did pretty good
• alone. - some more learnin'
• -------------------------------------------
• goatse - the series (prepare yourself)
• name - they ignore $'s
• use - good posing
• is blocked. - censorship
• -------------------------------------------
• tie up - they are close
• invisible - new invisibility jacket? or clever nakedness?
• clothes? - from the "I better shave some more" department
• -------------------------------------------
• painted - more paint
• vegetarian - for veggie-lovers
• cartoon - bouncie
• mammaries. - milk me
• -------------------------------------------
• cold - goose bumps all over
• oiled - very well lubricated
• and close up. - zoom
• -------------------------------------------
• launder - washer #14
• pants - somebody lost her pants
• in Brazil. - Brazil rocks
• -------------------------------------------
• note: - she loves me
• grapes - hungry?
• are thirsty. - thirsty?
• -------------------------------------------
• spring - take a break
• cops - on the beat
• frenching. - old french people
• -------------------------------------------
• blow - is that real?
• real - sounds like an onion article
• hard, - flexible dude
• Dracula. - bite me
• -------------------------------------------
• bad - who will discipline these girls?
• unix - any Windows girls?
• chair. - I wouldn't go anywhere near those things
• -------------------------------------------
• spectacular, - this is a Seinfeld reference
• 1000's - you could get lost here for a long time
• are distorted. - super-duper skinny, and more (thanks to Nef)
• -------------------------------------------

Hey! Did you remember to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-)?

Just for fun, I compared my number of fans vs. some other Slashdot folks:

1178) CleverNickName (+6)
1120) CmdrTaco (+5)
1001) $$$$$exyGal (+65)
714) Bruce Perens (+1)
546) ekrout (+0)
451) FortKnox (+4)
356) hemos (+0)
291) SlashChick (+7)

Thanks for being my fan ;-)

--gal

Don't forget to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-).

Latest Links:

• bad - who will discipline these girls?
• unix - any Windows girls?
• chair. - I wouldn't go anywhere near those things

If you didn't like those, I'm sure you'll like something in the Archives ;-):

• -------------------------------------------
• suicide - i like this pic the best
• sex - ok. go and find your sex
• and pennies, - for the kid in you
• everyday. - go a few pages deep
• -------------------------------------------
• my vagina - learn how to please me
• is casual. - they eventually start to repeat
• -------------------------------------------
• pong - some books as old as pong
• with tits? - cute little buggers
• -------------------------------------------
• +5trolls - how did that happen?
• shouldn't - tell her not to
• poo - that is so eww
• in the kitchen. - wallpaper your kitchen with this
• -------------------------------------------
• proud - she certainly is proud of herself
• plants - mmmmm, plant girl
• hover over - keep it clean
• real cheap - 99% off!
• wedgies - from behind
• -------------------------------------------
• don't - for heaven's sake
• party - free love
• simple. - simple is good
• -------------------------------------------
• twin - or are they? I don't care
• pussy - go get em, boys
• kittens. - or maybe this is what you wanted?
• -------------------------------------------
• dressup - that is not sexy
• desperate - the next goatse? (if you get an error message, copy and paste the url)
• smiles. - all smiles (there are tons more in there, too)
• -------------------------------------------
• huge - any bigger?
• tastefully explicit - well done
• nipples - george is the best
• at mcdonalds. - green sesame seeds and water (sorry ;-))
• -------------------------------------------
• portman - is that her?
• elbows - I did pretty good
• alone. - some more learnin'
• -------------------------------------------
• goatse - the series (prepare yourself)
• name - they ignore $'s
• use - good posing
• is blocked. - censorship
• -------------------------------------------
• tie up - they are close
• invisible - new invisibility jacket? or clever nakedness?
• clothes? - from the "I better shave some more" department
• -------------------------------------------
• painted - more paint
• vegetarian - for veggie-lovers
• cartoon - bouncie
• mammaries. - milk me
• -------------------------------------------
• cold - goose bumps all over
• oiled - very well lubricated
• and close up. - zoom
• -------------------------------------------
• launder - washer #14
• pants - somebody lost her pants
• in Brazil. - Brazil rocks
• -------------------------------------------
• note: - she loves me
• grapes - hungry?
• are thirsty. - thirsty?
• -------------------------------------------
• spring - take a break
• cops - on the beat
• frenching. - old french people
• -------------------------------------------
• blow - is that real?
• real - sounds like an onion article
• hard, - flexible dude
• Dracula. - bite me
• -------------------------------------------
• bad - who will discipline these girls?
• unix - any Windows girls?
• chair. - I wouldn't go anywhere near those things
• -------------------------------------------

Hey! Did you remember to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-)?

Just for fun, I compared my number of fans vs. some other Slashdot folks:

1172) CleverNickName (+13)
1115) CmdrTaco (+9)
936) $$$$$exyGal (+59)
713) Bruce Perens (+2)
546) ekrout (+0)
447) FortKnox (+6)
356) hemos (+2)
284) SlashChick (+25)

Thanks for being my fan ;-)

--gal