I of course have not RTFA, but if your organization is running stone-age ERP, or DNS/DHCP, or Active Directory Server, on the machine configured as your RDP host, then it logically follows that this must be the only computer in your entire organization, because nobody with a clue is likely to distribute core apps/services like that.

Even if you take that sh!t seriously, how would "Let the waters bring forth..." rule out ponds as compared to oceans?

"I was born and raised in Alberta and now live in Ontario, and I kind of resent these kind of stereotypes." Wow. It's a good thing you didn't invoke stereotypes, too.