Shatner needs 140 characters just for whitespace.

Bloomberg says you're allowed one gulp or two swallows. He didn't state his personal preference.

Ballmer's pants are 200% full.

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I'll be almost 2.5 gigaseconds old and won't give one nanoshit.

Nationalism and protectionism are fundamental when it comes to protecting a nation.

I think he had a right to know if they had fixed it, or if his own private information was still vulnerable to prying eyes.

Attacks do damage. The only thing this kid attacked was the school's irresponsibility. The school acknowledged that there was no malicious intent on his part.

I guess she should know a thing or two about mental illness since she is, herself, a sociopath.

Are you saying that we should start hunting FBI agents instead of playing angry birds?

Go class!!! Wear number fore!!!

Chevy Chase: A reminder to those of our viewers who missed our story last week on the influx of so-called Killer Dope in urban areas around the country. "Weekend Update" has been analyzing the samples of marijuana sent to us anonymously all week. We are pleased to report that, so far, the only significant finding has been that if you force a baby squirrel to smoke seven-hundred cannabis joints a day, he will become disoriented, seems to take the laws of self-preservation less seriously, tending to play with his nuts rather than store them.

Once again, if you should come into contact with ANY suspicious cannabis, and wish it be analyzed by "Weekend Update"'s team of research analysts, simply send a small sample immediately to: "Chevy Chase, 857 West 81 Street, New York City".

I think the moral of this story is "don't steal".

The moral of the parent post and the fact that the moderators see it as "insightful" is that slashdot is a bastion of immoral pricks.

It's made of plastic and snapped together like a kid's toy. It's a fucking joke. Boeing has sunk as low as airbus.

ABEND: 0xFEEDFACE: core dumped to shit chute. Clean it, biatch.

That's their chief weapon... incompetence.

Their weapons are incompetence, lawyers and flying chairs.