use bing.

I probably should have invested in a helmet before suggesting anyone on slashdot use anything made by Microsoft.

Well I thought flashbang grenades sounded awesome, but its not what you think...

Dude check it out! The developers released the source code to my heart monitor! I am going to mod it so that it makes my heart beat 10 times faster. It's going to be awesome.

I fully expect within the next two years all monitors will come equipped with a special extending boxing glove robot arm that will punch you in the face with advertisements. That way you have no option but to look as you get punched in the eye with an ad and you will never forget it.

You could just equip all troops with StimPacks that way they can move as quickly as bike mounted troops but without too high of an upgrading cost...

...Sorry starcraft 2 came out today...

Good job, but still not as good as chainmail made out of coke tabs! Its a wonderful gift and a great way to let other warriors on the battlefield know, "Hey, I might kill you, but I won't kill the environment."

Of course they accept trade ins. Their products generally cost you an arm and a leg, or your first born child. This new 12 core mac will cost both.

They have assimilated.

You poor, poor soul... They should have special counselors set up to handle programmers who are forced to code in shitty languages... "NOT LIKE THIS STEVE JOBS!!! NOT LIKE THIS!!!"... then he... he... he made me use... FLASH!!

How a web design goes straight to hell

I thought there was sand too?

That unit of measure is too variable. What if another group like Z Z Top gets famous and throws the average time a beard grows per second off?

Well I guess that is the standard money making back up plan: If you can't make money by working hard or providing a useful product or service, sue someone else to make money.

Must have been an empty catch around the OilWell.Plug() method.

What did we learn kids? Always catch and log your errors. Notification emails are a good thing.

Somehow I feel like the computer will be similar to the computer in the south park episode The Day the Internet Stood Still. For those of you who haven't seen it, the men get their porn fix by taking turns looking at a computer that is actually a cardboard box with a guy inside drawing pictures on a piece of paper and holding them up to a cutout in the box.