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Comment StarQuest Online (Score 1) 194

Check out StarQuest Online. The graphics aren't great and the UI is a "son of a bitch" until you get the hang of it. The game is pretty fun though and has a lot of potential. It also has the benefit of being *released* whereas most of the sci-fi MMOs that people are excited about are still in development. http://www.castlethornsoftware.com/indexsqo.html

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Journal Journal: Bill Gates Apologizes for Windows, Offers Compensation.

Today, Bill Gates apologized to everyone in the world for the "horrible, terrible piece of shit" that is Windows. He is also offering compensation to users for "that fucking time vampire" in the form of coupons good for one free visit to The Fellatio Barn for every time a user has had to reinstall Windows or experienced any kind of problem, and is offering one million dollars to each tech worker, even if they don't work directly with Windows or any other Microsoft product, due to what Mr. Gat

Comment Re:BIOS update options (Score 1) 2

HP uses a modified BIOS, I don't know what the base is, probably one of the common ones though. In most of those, you can enable or disable specific devices, like, say, wireless cards. But HP hides those options. That doesn't necessarily mean the code is removed though. (I don't know either way...) What I suspect is happening is that those options are in the code just not displayed, and that HP's BIOS update disables the wireless device somehow. But that's all speculation.

Whatever is happening, HP's BIOS update is breaking laptops, and HP's warranty doesn't cover BIOS problems, even if it's their BIOS update.

HP

Journal Journal: HP BIOS update still killing laptop wireless cards 2

A BIOS update distributed over HP Update is murdering HP laptop wireless cards. HP refuses to admit responsibility or to correct the error in any way. The only solution is to replace the motherboard, which HP will not cover under their warranty. This has been going on for months but I saw another dozen HP laptops with deceased wireless cards this week so I figured I'd mention it again.

Comment How to get management to read it. (Score 2, Funny) 198

> Now if I could only find a way to get management to read it.

Re-route all web traffic to go to a "I've read and agree to the security policies" page that must be confirmed before they can browse any web sites. Put strong language in there letting them know their jobs are at risk if they break any of the security policies.

Comment Big stores and small stores are both hurting (Score 1) 587

Large "box" tech stores AND small tech stores are both hurting. There's almost no profit in parts, unless you massively overcharge. Anyone can go browse online retailers and see prices way lower than any retail store can offer, even counting shipping.

People always act a little surprised when I tell them the store I work at doesn't sell parts. (They usually want to argue with me about it a bit too.) Sorry folks, parts can't pay our rent or salary. My best guess is that soon all the small computer stores will be out of business.

Meanwhile, I can happily hand out the few parts we do have for free, and not have to deal with people's whiny bitching or stinky money.

What's our secret? I ain't tellin'! ;)

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