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The main reason we are not ready to meet aliens is that a large proportion of our population would shoot them, just to see how many points they got.
Russian intelligence operatives along with Spetnaz Russian special forces out of uniform are occupying Ukrainian government offices. They are doing so with the assistance of several prominent Ukrainian oligarchs that backed and supported Yankovitch.
Weird Al is behind this? Now it's beginning to make sense.
Indeed; they also know that the only way to ensure that Russia sells their oil to Europe would be to start a land war in Asia, and as we all should well know, you never want to be involved in a land war in Asia.
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we just should infect mars with life and watch life do it's thing , it would find a way to survive and may be even invent new ways and form a new type of creatures in millions of years ! you don't have to gain any thing just find a way to infect it with life
What could possibly go wrong?
My friend has terabytes of it, no lie. He just has it downloading from file sharing software in the background 24/7. Doesn't even watch most of it. Just has it "just in case he gets horny and has no internet"
For those eventualities, I recommend he tries an alternative device called a "girlfriend".
Whats in the empty space that our universe is expanding to? WHERE IS FLIGHT 370!>!>!>!>!
Never mind Flight MH370, where are my car keys?
There ya go. Let's declare war on Mars. Problem solved.
We need to find oil there first.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/... but which one? Anyone have anymore details?
North Korean Intelligence, is that you?
The lowly and common microwave oven is a by-product of war and the MIC.
Call me a peace-loving commie hippy if you want, but I'd be willing to do without a microwave oven if we could just skip the war.
Actually I've heard the PTSD can be even worse - the human brain is apparently not that well suited to killing people 8-to-5 and then going home to the wife and kids who can't relate at all.
The carpal tunnel syndrome is a real bummer too.
In the ancient world, Greek athletes competed naked, and rubbed with a layer of olive oil.
I advocate this as the rule for all modern Olympians.
especially the Japanese women's ice hockey team.
FREE AMANDA KNOX
If they're free, I'll take two.
HELP!!!! I'm being held prisoner in /usr/games/lib!
