"Gizmodo is reporting"

Pretty obvious - but here's one from the link-baiters in case you can't type gizmodo.com :

http://gizmodo.com/5554994/at-this-mondays-apple-keynote-help-us-liveblog

Whew - I'm spent - I need a Red Bull. That was tough.

So ... Gizmodo can't provide news at the WWDC after obvious events previously, so they're plugging link-bait about their inability to provide news. And this is news - how? Why, it's Gizmodo news! But of course! (Get your news that's only news to Gizmodo, on Gizmodo!)

and to the pharmicom faggot who rated me troll - go fuck yourself with a electrical cord. Plugged in preferably you walking yeast infection. There - THAT'S a troll.

I'm so glad I grew up before this profit-making mania to classify and treat every fucking kid who isn't "normal" and prescription drug parenting became status-quo. Wow does it suck to be a kid these days!

Seriously.

On the other hand, I can't wait for the lawsuits to fly from these over-treated chemically fucked kids when they grow up and discover Pfizer's penis up their ass. Almost makes me wish I'd become a lawyer instead.

... Now, these points of data make a beautiful line. And we're out of beta. We're releasing on time! So I'm glad I got burned- Think of all the things we learned- for the people who are still alive.

How does it taste?

that's actually for sale now. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZyNBK6M6BQ

So either I have to use Red Bull's oddball sugar-enriched BS for a charge (which I'll probably build up a tolerance to), or seek out alternatives like - METH (it's what's for breakfast! Yummy mmmmmeth!).

re: Headaches - seriously - turn down your brightness, or change the text to white on black. The contrast from these new screens can be tiring for some people. I take breaks so I've never tortured myself with either print or LCD screens.

integrated instapaper (seriously - try instapaper for the ipad - it's scary cool when used with "print this page") functionality would be cool as shit. I'd pay through a paywall if the content was better than the web version - and wired.com is mostly a macroblog site - not their magazine content.

They could create a paywall site for their paper content - and a little more - and create an instapaper-type version for offline local. They'd get both ipad and non-ipad readers all in one go.

I thought the article scored more points on addressing the HTML 5 arguments (which are far more valid - and possibly why the NYT app is better (I don't know it's dev-dissection)).

Bonus points for your book link. I meant to get that title a while ago and forgot about it. Just downloaded it for my kindle-reader iPad client - thx!

re:"The article suggests this was done to get the app out quick after Flash was officially vetoed by Steve Jobs"

Why quick? Wasn't all the years flash was excluded for the iPhone at all a hint? OOOOOh I get it - controversy = hitcounts! Linkbait me baby - linkbait me!

I think the interface still needs a little work - but at least it wasn't nearly as painful as PopSci's efforts. NYT still rules the interface roost. I know where to go - it stays out of the way - and no tutorial on "how to read this magazine" (Time, I'm looking at you).

Might also be nice to have the video play in the page as an option like the NYT too. Or stream it to save on space. I can live without video when I'm on a plane.

So it's illegal if a company fails to promote an artist or product? Really DoJ? Really? Oh shit - I'm going to club fed for sure. I didn't shill for Lady Gaga today. Crap!

I'm the first human to have an iPhone application installed. I stuck an iPhone in my mouth while an application was being downloaded from the app-store.

Speaking of "a-whoopin' and a-hollerin'" - I've heard a few of these keynotes (downloaded on iTunes) while driving in the car, and not one but at least 2 times - on different keynotes - I seem to hear the exact same voices "hooting". I thought nothing of it until Andy Ihnatko blogged something similar during his notes on the iPad rollout about Apple employees loaded into the seats. Is Apple staging more than just what's in front of the audience - and is now staging the audience itself?

Not a big-deal - but if we're going to talk about "a-whoopin' and a-hollerin'" - I thought I might as well ask.