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Comment Re:Electric Shock (Score 1) 951

Quick anecdote time.

I actually had this conversation:

(friend) Hey, I got a problem with my machine, could you help me?
(me) Sure, what's up?
(friend) _random app_ isn't working
(me) Ok, did it showed a message error?
(friend) Yes
(me) What did it said?
(friend) uuhh... what?
(me) The error! what did it said?
(friend) Sorry, I don't understand what you're saying
(me) You said there was an error message, what were the words on the error message window?
(friend) I don't know
(me) You don't know?
(friend) No, I just clicked OK
(me) Well, sorry man, I can't help you
(friend) Fuck you, asshole

Not even Dr. Seuss could write an error message that could be understood by that kind of user.

Comment This reminds me of... (Score 1) 220

I used to have a spot on the 2th page of Google Images' query "los 10 mas buscados de la pgr" (the top ten wanted of the PGR (mexican federal police)), after a quick google, it seems that the photo was removed from the query (it is still on my flickr stream anyway).

It used to be a great conversation topic, something like "oh yeah, and I'm one of the top ten wanted of the PGR" "naw, you're joking" "you don't beleive me? google it yourself" "oh shit, you really are".
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Zombie Pigs First, Hibernating Soldiers Next 193

ColdWetDog writes "Wired is running a story on DARPA's effort to stave off battlefield casualties by turning injured soldiers into zombies by injecting them with a cocktail of one chemical or another (details to be announced). From the article, 'Dr. Fossum predicts that each soldier will carry a syringe into combat zones or remote areas, and medic teams will be equipped with several. A single injection will minimize metabolic needs, de-animating injured troops by shutting down brain and heart function. Once treatment can be carried out, they'll be "re-animated" and — hopefully — as good as new.' If it doesn't pan out we can at least get zombie bacon and spam."

Submission + - Ask Slashdot: How to promote your application? (twitter.com)

Kunfoo writes: "Like the person here, I've created what I think is a neat application that could probably be useful to a lot of people, but nobody knows about it. It's not something I want to sell so I don't want to pay to promote it any way. Nor do I want to do anything dodgy like spam bulletin boards. And search engines won't work, because for people to find the app they pretty much need to know the name of it.

So how do you go about promoting something a new app? What things have other readers done that worked for them? I suppose the answers might be very different for open source and closed source software, but all responses will help."

Comment Re:Cloned phones (Score 2, Interesting) 103

And that's why I'm going to try to put someone else CURP (since supposedly you can send the info via text message without any other confirmation with Telcel)... Felipe Calderon's CURP is pretty easy to calculate with using his wikipedia entry, but other not-so-known PAN politicians would work.

If I stop posting on slashdot, that means the PGR got me.

Comment I'm no fan of poetry... (Score 1) 17

... but I don't find English poetry more beautiful than Spanish poetry because of the vagueness of it, but I find them very different, in my opinion what makes Spanish poetry beautiful is because of things like the verb conjugation (which is what makes Spanish harder to learn as a second language than English).

They are words that sound almost the same as other words, but are less common, I cannot think of an example matching the lyrics you just wrote, but they exists.

But anyway, my opinion is biased, even reading and writing in English on a daily basis (and sometimes even more in English than in Spanish), Spanish is still my first language.

Comment Re:You don't (Score 1) 405

Since PI is supposed to be true random number, if you play it as a .wav file you will hear:

Mostly static noise, white noise, (somewhere in a couple trillion millenia) the Overture of Carmen, more noice, the complete works of Shakespeare with the voice of Sarah Brightman, more noise, even more noise, the Ride of the Valkyries with all the instruments replaced by bells, more noise, Let it Be Techno Remix sang with the voice of Britney Spears (can we consider that noise?)... and the list can go on, supposedly any finite number can be found in the digits of PI.

Most likely the universe will be long frozen dead before we could hear all those (except for the noise) if we start today and keep the computer calculating the digits as soon as they are needed.

Disclamer: IANAMathematician.

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