Just put one wheel in front and one in back ...

paint it red ... overpower it ridiculously ... ... a few decals ...

http://images.google.com/images?q=akira+motorcycle

image issues solved. Now the giant transhuman destroying the city, that's a different question ...

http://ec.mashable.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/bonnenaccount.gif

She doesn't like McDonalds?

Batman doesn't like chocolate.

http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/batman-chocolate-demotivational-posters.jpg

Will the universe !DIV/0 if/when Chrome is ported to it?

I love those guys! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brighton_Port_Authority

oh, wait

Murray better get off /b/ for five minutes and practice his lines. He can't phone it in forever.

The Go lobby is too busy playing Go to comment.

Jerk City is the only place MSCS should ever be seen. It's a bit like the fridges at the CDC, a safe place to store nasty shit for research purposes -- and to see if it can be used as a weapon... for the uninitiated (or uninfected?) Jerk City is rendered in an old MS product, MS Comic Chat.

Golf is a waste of arable urban land. Food security is the new domestic security priority.

Come the Revolution, (or the 2010 Civil War that Russian economist was bragging about the other day) the first thing we do, let's plough all the golf courses.

More like "Aye-Aye-Cap'n!-Net".

Big caps, low fees, popular with ... people who like Swedish peer-to-peer networks.

Spokespippil from the British and French Navies are today denying that two of their submarines have formed a bizarre romantic relationship.
The submarines were on separate exercises in the Atlantic Ocean, but managed to slip away from their surface vessel chaperones for a Beatles-esque underwater liaison.
Nooone was hurt in the collision and both Britain and France insist nuclear security was not compromised. Defence experts believe neither vessel was sufficiently aroused to involuntarily discharge ICBM or torpedo munitions, IYKWIM, AITYD. They theorise that the water was too cold, and the submarines were frightened they would be caught. However, it is understood that the submarines still managed to spend a brief moment alone together, intimately fondling their conning towers and sonar arrays.
HMS Vanguard and Le Triumphante have both updated social netwrok pages denying the incident.

-- ROOTERS

Here in sunny southern Austria the entire train network in Melbourne is a steaming pile of shit - and it's high quality French shit too. Just search for 'connex' and have a look.