Bottom line of your classification:

(1) Stupid voters.

(2) Stupid voters.

(3) Stupid voters.

More (or maybe the same) stupid voters: the God guns and gays bunch.

As such they have avoided crippling austerity.

Utterly false:
Iceland seeks end to austerity with new center-right government.
And the "...politicians who caused the mess" were re-elected in 2013.

Lover Come Back.

Dishonest decontextualization, as usual. The complete quote:

One, he wanted me to help reinspire children to want to get into science and math; he wanted me to expand our international relationships; and third, and perhaps foremost, he wanted me to find a way to reach out to the Muslim world and engage much more with dominantly Muslim nations to help them feel good about their historic contribution to science, math, and engineering.

Residents live in groups of six or seven to a house, with one or two caretakers.

Even the caretakers?

[N]ew dinosaurs recently discovered, including a fish...

Fishes aren't dinosaurs!

Important question: efficiency?

Fiction without spandex and spaceship is less stupid?

A sample of sacrificed virgins?
(mistakenly posted as AC previously)

Robot Odyssey
The Space Game (Flash)
The Ancient Art of War
Wesnoth
Trap Master (Flash)
Stars!
Fracas (Bomberman clone)
Tetris

Hey asshole progressive, the Democrats are the party of the KKK and rejected civil rights legislation. Who fukcing freed the slaves? REPUBLICAN PRESIDENT LINCOLN.

Hey asshole conservative, WHO is pushing NOW racist tripe like Southern Heritage, Confederate Flag...? And about Lincoln and some conservatives:

http://www.lewrockwell.com/200...

http://www.ronpaulforums.com/s...

http://www.splcenter.org/get-i...

...

Are you joking? Polygamy is *allowed* in the Torah, see http://www.jewishencyclopedia.... and http://www.chabad.org/library/....

  Living among monogamous pagans is a much more relevant factor.

More Pinky and the Brain than Ocean's Eleven.

I think that the AC was being sarcastic.

> the free market is allowed to make mistakes *I* dont pay for them, the owner of the company does.

False! Two words: limited liability.

"One benefit is that a corporation's liability for damages or debts is limited to its assets, so the shareholders and officers are protected from personal claims, unless they commit fraud."
(http://legal-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/Corporation)

And one word: externalities.