Comment Sorry but we need that budget for Ukraine instead. (Score 1) 58
C'mon NASA...you know we really needed to cut funding for Space to help the peaceful mission in Ukraine.
Do you really expect us to worry or care about space at a time like this? Y'all should get your heads out of the clouds and pay more attention down here. NASA, didn't yall notice that we've got ourselves into a bit of an extreme proxy dust-up of freedom down here? That helping Ukraine carry on diplomatic missions with those Ruskies is what's costing us actual money here, it's also why we've had to cut back on your NASA wishbucks.
We've been a bit strapped for cash, so much so that we've had to resign ourselves with having to send Ukraine a somewhat dangerously low quantity of "safe-to-use" cluster bombs to help them with their ongoing attempts at diplomacy with Russia. Also NASA, don't be worried, for now at least, you will be receiving a somewhat limited, but usable amount of funding, which you can definitely thank us for. Because due to ongoing economic developments which have led to needing to clean out some of our old storage units to save us money as their rent requirements are no longer necessary that it just so happens it is also where we just happened to find what we will be sending to Ukraine next.
We've already started scrounging up old used Amazon shipping boxes from neighbors so we can box up all this old Vietnam era Napalm we found in those storage units and will be shipping to Ukraine so that it can help them gain an advantage in their peaceful diplomacy with Russia. Also do you know how much it costs to ship Napalm first class?! NASA should be grateful at whatever amount of funds they are able to get at this point. As a final thought, we may need to rethink future budgets again soon as more budgetary cuts may be inevitable. In clearing out those old storage units we were also able to find the White Phosphorus from the era of the Iraq war, so we'll need to calculate the cost of all the stamps that'll be needed to mail all this White Phosphorus out to Ukraine so we can continue supporting their ongoing peaceful diplomatic missions, and I could definitely see where that could have an impact on future budgetary funding.