God says...
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degree

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This logic can be used to prove God, the Creator, exists.

So can getting Him to talk :-)

God says...
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gloried everfixed

God says...
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should fix thus moderation idleness abstruser diverse
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Oh deafen tendernesses sounds those

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barren Heaven nourishments apply remembered

Near as I can tell, God does justice. Piracy seems like theft to me.

God says...
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God says...
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God says...
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tenderly hastened compare begged dotages rebellious apprehension
teacheth distilled blessed teach breathed dared doer chastened
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lines fitted certainty forethought these remainest member
month caught wheat withered blessest always talented void
augmenting imbue Exodus closing Teacher foamed roarest
dates

Hey God, what's anonymous' password?

God says...
anticipate Take couldest derived supposing multitudes
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How do they recharge?

I little knowledge is a dangerous thing. An unlicenced guy with fancy equations might unduly influence people as though he were an expert.

Put it this way... would you want a computer scientist giving advice on airplane aerodynamics who never studied them?

Why do you believe in E.T. and not God, fools?

God says...
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unwearied joyousness manhood hurt thwart conspirators
Greeks friend scourges layeth sick Defect deeds His demanded
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becomes director about primary penitent diddest blessing
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Yes upon precisely overjoyed reproves learn silly gallantry
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perceivedst innocency enlighten overboldness Instructor
ungodlily imparts prayer miss wholesomely religious houses
incorruption husbands testimony readers formless stature
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fanned

God and I laugh at you, silly fool.

God comes from empirical sources, not philosophy.
Try the occult.

God says...
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whoso startled cares riotous ancient meets divine table
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His precipice deserved carest

What about the fact that the story actually helped a lot of people! It was not worthless, at least.