Comment Re:Production values (Score 4, Funny) 332
That's funny, I was just looking through an old magazine that someone must have left at the house and stumbled across this letter:
Dear Penthouse Letters,
I always thought these letters where fake until it happened to me. I was working my way through college delivering pizzas and I got this call to deliver two anchovy, green pepper and olive pizzas to this dive bar down on the bad side of town. I get there and there are four people at the bar; a pasty guy who looked like he lived in his mom's basement, two middle-age women who could have been his mom, and a short fellow in a "Jesus Saves... and takes Half Damage" T-shirt.
[this goes on for three more excruciating, NSFW paragraphs and ends with the following sentence]
And that's why I don't deliver pizza any more.