So... the Russians are really out to take over America after all. We will swoop down and eat all the radioactive fish, killing off most of the country within 20 years. Then, Russia come, move in, and finally decide to get rid of all their nukes.

You are basically defining all class action lawsuits, ever. Thanks.

Thanks for putting a smile on my face.

I have AOL and Windows 3.1 disks all over my desk, always ready for use as a coaster under my coffee.

Can't remember the last time I bought one, though. But if anyone needs a coaster, I am happy to sell you some.

Did you notice that I said THOSE jews and muslims, implying not all? Or did you just skip that word?

True. For example, are those Jews and Muslims, who will not eat at any of those "joints", affected in the same way as those who aren't? (And would that explain why th -- wait, I am going to stop before I say something stupid.)

Can someone please justify banning e-cigarettes without first banning traditional cigarettes?

Absent a logical reason for this, the ALA is putting its stinky foot in its mouth.

Yes, but this is just a revised "setting" that "prevent[s] access to [now] unauthorized or pirated content, or use of unauthorized hardware or software in connection with the PS3 system." Good try, though.

Wondering where you get your facts from... The Jewish number looks like it includes ALL jews, so that number is definitely not comparable to the rest of your "facts". You'd have to separate it out by sect (orthodox, reform, conservative, conservareformadoxative, secular), just like you did with the Christians. (Ah, but at least you admit that "Atheists, Agnostics" is a religion. Though I would not group them together - atheist "beliefs" are rational.)

I would say the delay in getting the so called "Open Government" documents is more ironic than amusing.

I'm sorry, did I read that right? New? Corporations, lobbyists paid for by said corporations, and politicians "bribed" by lobbyists money (from their corporations) have been around for quite some time.

What you do not realize is that the new thing that came to this country is that people are now able to express their views in ways that make it easy for politicians to see what the people care about. And no matter how much money is involved, senator x ain't gonna get any lovin' from his corporation if he gets voted out of office, and these days, he is able to find out pretty easily what will keep him in office.

So what is happening now is that our politicians are slowly emerging to stick their heads a little bit out of their corporations pockets' and listen with about half an ear to what the people want.

Last I checked, no radio stations signed any contracts with PF limiting how they can play their music over the air.

Besides, even artists who "want to preserve their art intact" would be interested in getting the exposure from having (even) only part of a whole album played on the radio.

The only way I would consider something like this is if it was sans copay. Otherwise, any situation where it would be useful will be replaced by me just calling my doctor. Shockingly,you can actually call an upstanding doc for a quick question without going through the insurance co at all. And for any issues I wouldn't feel comfortable resolving over the phone, I am going in to the office anyway - the internet be damned.

Though after this program is in effect, I wouldn't be surprised if doctors refuse to take regular calls, only "paid" calls.

I bought this game for my 360 instead of waiting for the PC version.

Any scientists out there who can take a guess if the extra oxygen will reduce the harmful effects of binge drinking on the liver? Will this allow people to get all the great benefits of alcohol with less risk?