Why not a grue? Its slavering fangs would neatly slice the meat clean off of the bone without nicking or breaking the bones. I would daresay that a mature grue, taking its time (and a certain amount of pride) with its work could reasonably be expected to consume an adolescent human without disturbing the skeleton.

Every bit of fine print that I can find, and every customer service rep that I've talked to says that there is NO cap on smartphone data usage.

Which is a blessing as I managed to download 8Gb last month in music and movies onto my Omnia.

I haven't listened to movie critics for any actor in so long, this caught me unawares when someone pointed it out to me 2 months back.

KA: You've lost your plot!

BK: No I haven't.

KA: Look!

BK: *Looks* Its just a flesh wound.

KA: *exasperatedly* A flesh wound?

BK: I've had worse! Did you see-

KA: Yes, yes, Patsy and I both saw National Security, and regret it terribly; in fact, I've half a mind to take your leg just out of spite.

I'd buy that for a dollar!

Sorry, the penalty for drunk driving is a DUI, and .... uh...
Well damn. I just found this lawyer's blog that talks about just that, and points to a case (though there isn't a link and I can't find a relevant page [though, admittidly, I'm not trying very hard]) where an NC man was charged with 1st-Degree murder following a DUI charge.

This is slashdot...
you're just lucky he didn't compare eggs to cars

Truly I tell you, Randall knows of your problems, and he maketh them amusing.

Oh man, I might have to turn in my nerd card...
OK, so what was the name of the bar on the Venus Equilateral, from George O Smith's series of the same name (as the space station, not the bar)?

Wait, did I log on to /b/ again? Dammit, there goes my parole...

Would you rather he had used a car analogy?

Yeah, well I'm like rubber, and you're like glue, so forth and so on.

USE KNIFE ON CHICKEN
You carefully cut the chicken into stips, removing gristle and fatty tissue.
PUT CANS IN BOWL
What cans?
TAKE CANS FROM SHELF
You take the cans of Rotel and Cream of Chicken from the pantry shelf.
PUT CANS INTO BOWL
You open the cans and mix them into the bowl.
PUT CHICKEN INTO BOWL
You carefully lay the chicken strips onto your mixture.
COOK THE FOOD IN THE BOWL
Using your +15 Cookamancery Skill, you cook the food for 45 minutes at 450 F, garnishing it with shredded cheese and bread crumbs. You lose 50 Hunger points and 15 HP in the process, and gain 25 Cookamancery skill points.
*You gained a level!*

I'm out of mod points, but I'd rate that as +1 Ironic

"Stop copying me!!"
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