Yep, based on the headline my first thought was "... how did a burning man get into space in the first place, and what possible benefit could this satellite reap by imprisoning him?". Then my brain turned back on. Still, silly headline.

whooooosh?

I think you mean "one-point-twenty-one jiggawatts". Any scientist will tell you that's the correct pronunciation and unit.

This. Flight of the Conchords reference for the win.

I nearly laughed out loud at work! Well played, sir, well played!

Whoooooooooosh!

I'm glad someone finally put all that ambiguity about Superman's actual abilities to bed. My hat is off to you, sir!

I got this one from Best Buy and another from Air Miles. All in all, not so bad.

I'm not sure how you could consider COBOL a failure, as many of (at least Canada's) biggest financial institutions rely on it to keep their back-end mainframe systems running. Just because something is old and unwieldy doesn't consign it to the equivalent of the Walmart bargain DVD bin.

Computer networks can be accessed by computers. Film at eleven.