Bugs are unfixable, and code review doesn't exist.

Your preferences are not universal.

Just like the DPRK is Democratic?

I dunno, but hopefully drinking an entire barrel of whiskey is enough to fix it for good.

How did this useless assortment of white-boy talking points get modded up?

"Um where's MY month" is old and tired in highschool.

Private schools do better because the rich parents pay to send their kids there, and poverty makes it harder to learn things.

If public schools didn't rely on local property taxes for funding, you'd see them do a lot better.

To be fair, crossplay also means "cosplaying as a character who's a different gender than you."

Really, who isn't?

Only if you fire it for an hour.

3. They're using proprietary code from a third-party that they're not allowed to disclose.

You are so incredibly out of your depth you don't even know it.

Did some masculine chick shit in your cornflakes today?

Yeah, I sure do love my cash to be more volatile in value than any stock I own. Not to mention, it's great how I can't spend it in any of the places I visit on a daily basis.

That's the joke bro

Yep. I got a $60 android phone (unlocked) a year ago and I probably drop the thing daily. The cheap plastic bezels have bent a few times, but it's easy enough to bend it back into shape. The worst damage it's suffered is a small scratch to the screen (from one of the many times I put it in my pocket with my keys, no doubt).

And if I bust it, a replacement is only another $60. :P