Here, I fixed it for you

Step 1: "Lose" prototype
Step 2: Create mystery around 2 similar but decidedly different scenarios
Step 3: ???
Step 4: PROFIT!!!

first posts?

You're missing the point

After screening for deadly pathogens in someone's blood, you can make them a salad. Who doesn't love a good salad?

Sorry, this doesn't make sense if you decompile the meme because we do not eat the toys in the first place. "We eat toys/In soviet russia toys eat you?"

I believe a better use would be "In Soviet Russia, Happy meal eats you"

which comes right after rule #34 http://xkcd.com/305/

All your moonbase are belong to us!

If the fake you on another planet is eating a delicious dessert, does that make the cake a lie?

Hey, I resemble those remarks! I'm from Delaware!

Maybe. But did you ever stop and think that maybe the said hacker is actively giving the phisher another avenue of misdirection?

If the phisher becomes aware that he is actively being probed for information, what's stopping him from reversing the hack to get the hacker busted (perhaps anonymously) to create a diversion? Not saying it happenes everyday or that phishers are usually that smart, but it's definately plausible

and one of my friends messages said "Sick with swine flu". I thought he was joking. I told him to get some oinkment. Then I said at least he didn't get avian flu. Then he would have needed tweetment.

...if this thing starts corpse camping me...

What's with all these Daffy Lawsuits?

I think you mean "getting my stuff back while finding an alternate route to protect my private data"

I suppose if all else failed, you could do this. I however, would look into wireless just a little bit harder. There are all types of antennae mods you can get for range extending, and not to mention wireless repeaters. The problem is your average joe 6pack consumer wants results and wants them now. For your average slash dotter like myself, we're more prone to get the wireless running and tweaking every aspect of the router from angle, transmit power, etc. to milk every last bit of performance.

Who cares if it sets off the fire and other alarm systems, destroys all the classroom computers and any electronics in close proximity. It would get the job done! Plus it's alot less messy than hacking off her fingers so she can't text...or do anything involving opposable thumbs...