Modded troll? Really? OK, modder, why don't you go write a program that sends Websphere MQ messages using System 370 assembler? I guarantee you'd come back and change your mod from Troll to Insightful.

It's not worth it, though.

Web programming != web interface design. Welcome to the 21st century.

I think that's the worst thing I've ever heard.

Bah, Magic School Bus just stole that episode from Muppet Babies, almost line-for-line. It made me disgusted with humanity, and for a short time, physically ill.

Not joking. Fantastic Voyage was so ridiculously unrealistic and over-the-top I couldn't stand it. Muppet Babies, on the other hand, got everything right, and did it with flair that not even Raquel Welch could match.

Yeah, everyone knows that Raquel Welch was the nanny.

Shoot, they could even shrink themselves and travel through the body in their tiny shuttle.

I have a feeling that you don't work in the real world.

Priceless.

Now tell me something I DON'T know.

People did it when Louisiana was under feet of water, I figure magma and ash will not be too difficult.

can I have your stuff?

One of the first MMO's, Asheron's Call, has been around since 1999 and is still going today. It is based on a completely unique world and lore that's not used in any other game, book, or movie. IMO it's the best MMO ever made, and I've played a bunch of them. Characters are completely customizable (skill-based ala UO), it has a full hardcore PvP server, and combat is based more on skill than on your level or equipment.

The immense advantage of getting to play in the safe online konsole kiddie sandbox, instead of having to duke it out with real men using real input devices?

And you're starting an irreversible reaction which will ultimately result in the longest reply chain in the history of Slashdot.