Secondly... the annoying light pollution you get from the aurora borealis.

Late, as in the late Coward Anonymous Coward

Not the other guy, but hell yeah! I'd want a really, really old frayed rope thanks.

Like... ahem... slashdotting?

Tachyons and neutrinos could well be the same thing or one a subset of the other. c is the speed of /light/, as in the speed of another type of sub-atomic particle - the photon. Assuming photons and neutrinos are not the same particle, has anyone measured whether these particles have a difference in mass? Could the neutrino in fact be smaller in mass/size/whatever, and thus able to travel faster through the test medium?

They are?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paddle_boat

Already done. Threw together an initial translation in 2001, concentrating on translation and syllable matching but not rhyming anything.

Reckoned if any language had a translation for "Mama, I killed a man, Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger. Now he's dead." Klingon would.

It's published on the net, but I reckon it's rather rough. I may consider returning to it and cleaning it up.

As slashdotting my own site ain't too brilliant an idea I'll not provide a direct link, but include some of it below.

Ahem:
teH'a' yInvam pagh
tojbogh pa'Daq jIHtaH'a'
mujon pumbogh puH
ghu'vam vItvo' vIHaw'laHbe'
mInDu'lIj poSmoH
chalDaq yInuD 'ej yIlegh
loDHom mIpHa' jIH, chovup vIneHbe'mo'
jIpo' 'ej nom jIvIHlaH
HoSchugh SuS pagh pujchugh SuS
chay' HoS SuS? vISaHbe'! jIHvaD SuS HoS vISaHbe'law'
-jIHvaD
SoSoy. qen loD vIchotpu'
nachDajDaq HIch (vI)vIHmoHpu'
chu'wI' chu'chu'pu', DaH Heghpu'.
SoSoy. qen taghpu' yInwIj
'ach DaH yInwIj naQ vIpolHa'chu'pu'
...
tlhoy paS, pawlI' HeghwIj
jIHeghvIpmo', bIr pIpwIj
DaHjaj 'oy'law'taH porghwIj
...
jIHvaD veqlarghHom poltaH veqlargh 'e' vISov
...
jIHaw'nIS neH - naDevvo' jIHaw'nISchu' neH
pagh vISaH 'e' vItu'
'e' leghlaH vay'
pagh vISaH 'e' vItu'. jIHvaD, pagh vISaH 'e' vItu'

18: A Ferengi without profit is not Ferengi at all

Maybe not a MSDN subscription, but if you check out:
http://test.w3.org/
At the moment it says:

Well at least they appear to be running Debian on it.

qen tu'Ha'lu'pu'

A punch to the face can under some circumstances cause the death of the victim. Therefore a response up-to and including deadly force is entirely proportionate tyvm.
If someone chooses to violate your domicile and steal your TV, they may or may not choose to silence the witness and empty the house.
OTOH downloading a freely offered, absolutely valueless number from the internet is not stealing anything.

After much thought and consulting the experts I came up with:
tujbogh pem nI' po 'I'wIjDaq SuDqu'bogh DochHom'e' tlher vItu'bogh gha'tlhIq
the ode of respect of a small green lumpy thing which I found in my armpit on the morning of a long, hot day.

I think it was here-abouts I read (so make of it what you will) that it's not the alcohol content, but the fact the one of the stages of the beer-making process involves boiling the water.

...and don't call me Shirley.

Finally. Ahem.
"No, Mr Bond. We expect you to die!"