Sorry, my time machine is in the shop. Can I borrow yours?

And searches for "covfefe" probably spiked after that infamous tweet. Doesn't mean everyone searching for it knew what the fuck they were searching for.

If you want to accuse someone of racism, you need more than "they googled something". Otherwise, all you are doing is accusing them of thought crimes.

"I will gladly give you my password, but only in the presence of my lawyer, and only if the phone is also present and immediately unlocked in front of both my lawyer and myself. All data collection must then be performed right then and there, in front of both my lawyer and myself. Before the phone leaves my sight, I get to change the password and relock it. Only myself and my lawyer will know this new password. My lawyer will know it because, since I cannot take my usual time coming up with a new password, I will most likely forget it."

It might be the best, it might be the worst. But only the coder can know that for certain.

If "rubber banding" means what I think it means, make sure that Smart Steering is turned off. It is on by default, and annoyed the hell out of me every time it activated, because I had no idea why I was suddenly being pulled away from the direction I was trying to drive.

When selecting kart parts, press +/- to bring up the stats screen, and the left-most option will be for Smart Steering.

I'll admit there are a lot of options to go through, but is there any particular reason you are selecting a completely different kart configuration on match 2, and match 3, and 4, and 5, and so on?

As someone who has never worked in banking or finance, that is news to me as well. How did you learn that they were required to do that?

Since we're talking about something that happened tens of thousands or maybe hundreds of thousands of years ago, I'm guessing that "PDA" does not refer to "Personal Digital Assistant". "Public Displays of Affection" also does not seem to make sense. So what does PDA mean in this context?

Currently, I always use a SatNav system to get anywhere new. Yet after a few trips, I find that I can make the trip without the SatNav. But in my younger years I did have to rely on a paper map, so maybe that is why I eventually learn it, and someone who has never been without SatNav would never learn the route.

I don't get it. Why is it notable and how is it ironic? Is this some kind of reference to the 1950's image of the stay-at-home mom?

Can, but I suspect that someone who is willing to resort to "rubber-hose cryptanalysis" probably doesn't care about things like that.

"Hey, there's nothing incriminating here. You must be using a hidden volume!"

But really, you weren't. You only had the one password. Now the beatings will continue until you die, since you cannot prove you don't have a hidden volume.

Still ambiguous. Did you help him down from a horse, or did you help him kill a horse?

What's the difference between "packing for shipment" and "packing for distribution"? Wouldn't they be the same thing?

Haven't you heard? Pie aren't round, pie are squared.

Yes, sweat contains urea. But they didn't measure urea, they measured acesulfame potassium. Does sweat contain acesulfame potassium? That I do not know the answer to, and a quick google does not reveal the answer either.