Comment Wait a second... (Score 4, Funny) 343
The FCC, working for the rights of the consumer and not the rights of the big corporations?
Is it April 1st?
Is it April 1st?
Except that the object isn't that massive. To create a hole the size of the Pacific Ocean in Jupiter wouldn't require a very large object at all--try flicking a pebble into a cloud created by a fog machine.
On the eighth day, God created FORTRAN.