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Comment Re:self-deprecating (Score 2, Insightful) 454

"It's called self-deprecating humor. I'm a male, so I get to make fun of men."

Assuming you're a man, saying "all men are stupid" deprecates you --- that's 1 person --- and 3 billion other people.

It's 3 billion times more *other*-deprecating than self-deprecating.

Not saying racist and sexist jokes aren't funny.

But they're not self-deprecating.

Needing the teller to belong to the group the joke targets, ain't about self-deprecation on the teller's part. It's about what sort of things an audience is prepared to listen to, and from whom.

Comment Re:If it's not broken, why are you fixing it? (Score 1) 305

I think you may be taking a too local view of the odds.

Assume around 100 people win the lottery jackpot every year (about right for the UK's National Lottery, don't know about other versions)
Assume world population stabilizes at around 10 billion (figure pulled proudly out of my arse).
Assume an asteroid wipes out nearly all life on earth once every 100 million years.

J Random Human's chance of winning the lottery this year = 1E2 / 1E10 = 1E-8.
J Random Human's chance of getting killed by the next KT event this year = 1E-8.

Sure around 100 people win the jackpot every year, but it'll take 100 million years for the lottery to become more successful at awarding money than lone asteroids are at killing things.

But I'm an actor, so my maths are probably totally wrong. Anyone care to put me out of my misery?

Comment da Vinci for lefties (Score 5, Interesting) 857

I'm left-handed. In school, I found that my writing tended to become illegible rather quickly, because of having to `push' rather than `pull' across the paper.

One day, I was browsing in a bookshop when I noticed a facsimile of some of Leonardo da Vinci's notes. Now, everyone knows that he wrote his personal notes backwards, and writing backwards is often a sign of left-handedness. And since da Vinci hacked on just about everything else going in Renaissance Italy, I wondered whether he might have hacked his own handwriting for ease of use. And he must have had to write to other people occasionally --- he couldn't ALWAYS have written backwards.

So I bought the book and with a mirror and a magnifying-glass figured out how he formed his letters. And I found that actually, his handwriting is very easy when writing left-to-right. I think that most of the ease comes from replacing difficult `pushed' curves with straight lines wherever possible. For example, using a small capital N rather than n, using a small captial A rather than a, forming g like a modern cursive z, and so on. Other improvements appear to have been made for speed, such as not dotting i or j. Other decisions appear to have been made to slow the hand down briefly but regularly; for example, writing capitals large, and with curves.

So I adopted his ways of forming letters, and found that I could write quicker, more fluidly, and without much of the hand-cramp from which I used to suffer. A decade later, I still use his handwriting.

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