In the backseats of campers and aeroplanes, nerds started reaching for the airsickness bags, others were banging loudly to get to the occupied bathroom stalls, when The Most Important News of the Day broke. It had nothing at all to do with Putin, Ukraine, or the Gaza strip. Details at 11.

As long as that person was not comitted or institutionalized, we are all safe

Just when you thought that that show was done

They're holding auditions. The homeless in LA can just walk in where there's a big sign that says Come as you are

Don't worry -- we rent those tapes out, too.

We even devoted a special section for those. We're still waiting for the reviews; a lot of people think those are fake. The reviews, that is; not the midgets--they're professional actors. With stud doubles.

They have been repurposed as the room where NDA terms and other negotiable items can be discussed freely.

Also this is the room where if you should decide to burn that one bridge you tell the tyrant to go f-- himself, and it will always have a Door That Can Be Slammed.

Really, every company should have one. Like a handicap parking spot

You can see where they actually come up with acronyms like FIREPLACE, which to a regular guy, should really be FIREPLACMZE, but like I said, I'm just a regular guy, not European or anything like that.

The Feds, for starters. The Trip Advisor, Michelin, Restaurant Guru, but we haven't heard from our brothers in the Middle East, they seem to have more pressing issues at the moment. Plus a former president that enjoyed a quick snack during his morning runs (RIP Phil Hartman)

Soon New Jersey will become a standard of measurement. First with journalists, followed by astronomers, and scientists, and eventually the rest of the world. English? Metric? But we know a couple guys might be able to convince you

Interesting, but I would like to check out what you mentioned. No, not the gay monkey porn ( for a friend, of course) thing but the device related stuff

I believe we are in the Anthrocalypse, but really Apocalypse is easier to say, and Apocalypso has a nicer ring to it

Maybe instead of a 'return to office' memo, rephrase it to something the coders can understand e.g. set your attribute from non display to bold or something

Well, feed it garbage, and you get all the other stuff as well. No, this does NOT make me want Clippy Reloaded or something retarded.

Apple? Core?

Bravo for being on topic as well

After they were treated to dinner, they were let go. Deficient in necessary expertise was overheard in the elevator. They had to cover the valet parking, among other things.

Massively? I'll just treat this as a huge typo. Seriously.