Now, that is something I could get behind.

Well, Samuel Dinsmoor seems to have been a nice guy. Not sure I would call him a leader, though

You have no credibility

Or, it's about being stuck in a window seat next to two half-drunk wanna-be-cougars who's perfume (that they must have put on with a dunk-tank) could double as Black Flag Wasp and Hornet Spray, that do not grasp that closed eyes means I am trying to sleep.

Twenty five years ago, flying was almost fun. Now, it's "Another One Rides The Bus", with wings.

I direct your attention to the 18th and 21st amendments to the U.S. Constitution.

Oh, no. I don't want genetically modified corn in my breakfast cereal, and I don't want genetically modified kangaroos on my airlines.

Yeah, that's like claiming Bat Boy is real.

"If my tadpole was ugly as you, I'd implant eyes on its butt and teach it to swim backwards"

Oh, God, I understood that. (reaches for whiskey bottle)

"Major internet service providers today will start monitoring the internet traffic to their customers' computers ..." And the amount of porn viewed zeros out.

Which is why I am stunned that Cadillac is using this in a car. In fact, they are bragging that this is better than buttons. Because what we need in our cars is more shit that takes our eyes off the road.

I you want them to die laughing, just read them "The Joke."

My experimentation shows a break even point of 15 cents. If the difference in price between E10 and E0 gas is less than 15 cents it is more cost effective to burn E0. Guess what the price difference almost always is? There are times that the stations selling E10 go up in price before the stations selling pure gas, but not often.

Apparently, my memory was also packed with explosives. Of course it was the Smothers Brothers. Ed would have had a stroke if someone had blown up a drum (or anything else) on his show.

Well, when on the Ed Sullivan Show, they have been known to pack explosives into the drum memory.