Srsly, science. Just give up. Focus on things Charlie says is possible, like computerized contact lenses. Or alien cloning.

Suck to be you, iBoughtacrapphone

GET OVER IT. They didn't "ban" anything, they chose to show different episodes. This knee-jerk bullshit isn't helping anyone.

Let's not overreact because god forbid a television network decides to show a shred of sensitivity of their own accord. Do you think anyone is telling The Daily Show not to make jokes about Japan? No. They are choosing not to. Right now some people might not find it amusing. This isn't censorship. It's called decency. If your point is that the show was written ten years ago, then calm down, it will be funny again later.

ba-zinga!

...neither of which are known to anyone but Star Wars nerds.

That's EXACTLY what Stephen King did with "The Dark Tower." Humiliated every beloved character, one by one, set it in a world that bore ZERO resemblance to Mid-World, stuck his own dumb ass in it and wrote a note saying "Sorry it sucks, that's what you get for hassling me about it. Don't call. Love, Steve."

It's completely possible. It is in no way hard to check where your things are made. It is utterly and totally up to you. (You can also buy things used which do not directly fund the manufacturers.) When you run in to something you actually can't live without, you'll feel better about the alternatives you usually choose. Stop acting like such a victim and take some responsibility for what your money does.

This didn't fail hard enough the last time they did it, I suppose. Get ready for some more generic feel-good meaninglessness. WKA!

What's awesome is that you people honestly believe that.

This is fantastic. I had Comcast from 2005-2007 and during the last few months my connection went to shit. Basic diagnostics proved I was being throttled and when I asked my local branch they swore hell no. They were real nice, they came and checked my wires, but I knew. It was fine until I started up a torrent. I had practically no service the last three weeks I lived in that area and when I got my last bill I sent it back to them with a nice note explaining that I hadn't received any service and had no intentions of paying for it. They keep sending me a bill for $80. I keep printing the same note. Now I'm gonna get my $16 and what the hell, I'll pay them the other $64. Just as long as somewhere a judge told them that was wrong and I don't gotta pay for all of it.

General Products Hull #4.

you're supposed to snort the coke IN to your nose.

Maybe if Slashdot didn't report shit two weeks after the fact....

I think Eureka is a fun show but it's a pretty lame excuse for a flagship. If Sheriff Carter sticking his fingers into whatever goo he comes across is the best they've got, no amount of re-branding is going to save their ass.