being Floored...

MEH, we're already being viewed by billions on FOGNL

a team of IETF engineers who were granted access to the Hotel Concorde Lafayette's Wi-Fi network received complementary hookers and champagne, and had all of their room charges dropped. Some of the hookers who could be reached for comment called the IETF engineers "extraordinarily poor tippers".

You used "fuck" (or a variant) three times in your post. Please place your books in your backpack and proceed to the principal's office.

Why is it that food I bring on board with me still tastes good given all these environmental factors? Oh yeah, cause Airline food just plain sucks...

Methinks you might trolleth too much...

"2) A man at a bar repeatedly punches another man because he is wearing a skirt." That was a KILT, you insensitive clod!!

Oh, SNAP!!

Jeff: There's a huge ship of some kind in Earth's orbit! But why? Wait a minute! Chaos theory! Chef: Chaos theory?? Jeff: Chaos theory, it was first thought of in the sixties. Sixty. That's the number of episodes they made of Punky Brewster before it was cancelled. Cancelled... Chef: Huh? Jeff: Don't you see? The show is over! The aliens are cancelling Earth! [edit]