...we have way better privacy laws than down in the USA.
If your claim to fame is that Canada has better privacy laws than the US, you might
want to just go for a trifecta and list a few more things.
Canada has a prime minister that gets things done, and a senate and house of commons
that aren't dominated by backwards hicks trying to establish a theocracy.
Canada has a cleaner environment, more world-aware people who actually read, listen to,
and view news as opposed to something something The Voice or something something
Got Talent.
On the other hand, Canada has required registration of firearms, draconian border rules about
vehicle homologation prior to import, and stuck up Quebecois. Unlike the US, though, Canada
could allow them to secede, but they can't seem to get a majority. In the US even if they got a
majority someone would say it's unconstitutional, some orange guy would try to subvert the vote,
and the rest of us would be stuck with the "confederacy of hicks, inbreds, and religious zealots."
I love being a US citizen. I enjoy visiting Canada. Despite being close enough to touch and
sharing a common language (except the aforementioned Quebecois) both are very different
countries. But hey, we may soon have an Orange King, and you guys already have a king, and
you might get a disfunctional unable-to-do-union-jack-shit government like we already have.
Finally, I'll share a secret with our northern buddies. USA. Number One. USA Number One.
When you get a slogan come talk to us. /s for the humorifically challenged