Comment Wait... (Score 5, Funny) 623
Tourism? In Utah?
Comment Re:Caffeine addict (Score 1) 628
Kidney stones ahoy!
Comment Hopefully... (Score 1) 292
This doesn't end up like that scene in Alien Resurrection where Ripley finds all her failed clones.
Comment Re:Motorcycle (Score 1) 887
So what you're saying is you can't hear a Harley unless you're driving behind it?
Comment Re:Motorcycle (Score 4, Informative) 887
I agree with a lot of your post, but not all Harley riders make their bikes louder to be jerks. The louder you bike, the more chance you will be heard and seen, reducing the chance of an accident.
Comment I wonder if... (Score 5, Funny) 255
the plane could fly solely using two African swallows with a string around the plane, such as they would if they were carrying coconuts.
Comment I'm going to fight it, but I'll let it live. (Score 1) 527
What about my dynamite?
Comment Re:The idiot who reported them (Score -1, Troll) 1002
It doesn't really matter their race, religion, etc etc...If anyone is talking about a "bomb" or what have you, they should be reported. Better safe and late then dead and never arriving.
Comment Awesome! (Score 1) 492
They are going to turn Earth into a giant mist tent! Goodbye summer heat and sorrows.
Comment Doing the work yourself... (Score 1) 206
They do, however, offer decent warranties, so if you can do some of the work yourself, you'll probably be OK.
Damn! I was hoping for a Plug and Play server.
Comment Re:Wow, a complete business plan. (Score 4, Interesting) 583
Step 5: Rip off Best Buy/Walmart/etc by saying you just got the game as a gift and it won't read. They replace the bad disc with a brand new one.
Works 99% of the time.
Knights Templar Sue the Pope 675
pdragon04 writes "According to The Register, "the Knights Templar are demanding that the Vatican give them back their good name and, possibly, billions in assets into the bargain, 700 years after the order was brutally suppressed by a joint venture between the Pope and the King of France..."." I wonder what a holy grail goes for with 700 years of compound interest.
