The portion of the brain that they were looking at was the one that comes up with lies. Everyone's been exposed to porn, some just lie about it.

Better yet: Why are there both DOS Batch and Bourne Shell scripts in the same project? I could understand that for a multi-platform PC program, but a website?

This wouldn't happen to be piping the output of cat to a file now, would it?

Yup. Autosave is only good with a version controlled document.

What VCR do you have that connects to the internet?

I have a smartphone, but it can't scan QR codes because the camera is too crappy.

Babel Toolbar isn't the "free program". Babel Toolbar is what gets installed as the price of the free program.

Use Cinnamon with MATE apps like I do. It's a great experience.

Yes. Flash has run in a separate process for 5-6 years now IIRC. When Flash crashes, it doesn't take down Firefox, it just displays a block say that Flash crashed, and I believe it gives you a report link.

Trolling again, are we AC?

What are you doing on Slashdot if you only use the internet for business? Also, how does ./ not crash your outdated version of javascript?

I used to go to a University that would encourage you to use their VPN over dial-up (not as in, "use our VPN, but make sure you're dialing in", but more like, "if you're dialing in, make sure to use our VPN"). It was interesting because you would dial in to their server, and then start the VPN client. Why the dialed-in connection wouldn't just be in their network, I'm not sure.

The way one of my previous schools justified their non-recording rule was that it prevented any unauthorized learning (someone might share the recording and then someone might gain valuable information without paying for it). Yeah, I know. It just makes them look worse.

Great inclusion of the link to the service, samzenpus. I love how I didn't have to hunt for it at all.

That's why the agency is asking for the salt as well. They're trying to eliminate the parts of the formula that make it so that you can't figure out what the password is. Reverse engineer the impossible formula, so to speak.

Dang. So I was just trying to continue the joke, but apparently if you type the asterisk symbol enough times, it actually writes your password out. Weird...