If you purchase within the next 10 minutes, not only will we send you the lyrics to the song(s) that you just downloaded, but we will also send you coupons to the wonderful resorts that Band X visited in the past so that you can enjoy first hand the same creme-de-la-creme treatment...Operators are standing by, Call now!

Don't you love it when a sysadmin posts on /. as "Anonymous Coward" ?

...A brand new screensaver. Ballmer throwing chairs at you :)

On the other hand, look at Apple. Snow Leopard is only a $29 upgrade for a single license and a $59 upgrade for a family license. There is only 1 Leopard version not the myriad of versions like Windoze, and Leopard kicks Windoze butt any given day. Ballmer - stop eating beans, the hot air is showing up in all your products...

No. Just patch that WFW 3.11 like they asked you to...