Not to bash M$ or anything, but isn't

Microsoft - truth an oxymoron?

And then we'll have chips that do the same thing.

Oh, where is that tin hat of mine!

Isn't that like a double oxymoron?

White House good.
Public comment evil.

Subs have windows?

I have eatin' at Subway for years now and have never seen a window on my sandwich.

Perhaps we could set up a security protocal called Tic-Tac-Toe?

Oh wait . . .

"I'm afraid I can't do that Dave."

OH SNAP!

I was always under the impression that you could, say cite the other work in your work and make comparison's and contrasts to the other work.

Example: If someone came up with a theory with supporting test results and ten universities duplicated those test results - proving the theory - then those ten universities could publish their results all the while citing the originating test results.

Actually there was a Castle Wolfenstein released in 1981 and then Beyond Castle Wolfenstein in 1984 - if memory serves me right.

And yes, they were 2d.

Had lots of Atari games in 1982 - like Asteroids.

Wow, those were the days.

Before that, like in the late 70's we had Pong, which I could play for hours - depleting my entire savings of quarters.

Really?

Can I have a rain check on that?

I wonder how I could adapt this to conversations my wife has with me, since she reminds me of stuff I said 20 odd years ago?

With all those "savings" are we going to see a decrease in the cost of postage?

Oh wait...

If she was not attractive, why would he even be in there? Unless of course it is right after the bars close.

Oh wait . . .

Bars = alcohol
alcohol = drunk
ugly girls = cute girls

Now I've got it.

Why am I not surprised that the girls like to talk and the boys like to play combat (remember cowboys and indians? cops and robbers?).

Very indicative of our society as a whole. Just sayin' . . .